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08 Jun 2020, 9:40 am

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O, fetus
O, fetus
Why do you squirm
Do you fear your mother's heartbeat?

-Some book with no English translation written by some Japanese author, maybe before first chapter


8O


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09 Jun 2020, 1:24 pm

I called the insurance company that oversees my medical payments and told the person I spoke to about a potential surgery for me to get an implant that will happen this August.

I was told the insurance company will not cover the majority of the surgery price, so the surgery has been put on hold until a later date.


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19 Jun 2020, 10:20 pm

My upcoming summer class will not be an in-person class with a limited number of people.


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06 Jul 2020, 6:25 pm

I finished a pair of class assignments earlier today.


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06 Jul 2020, 8:30 pm

My insides are working harder. My biological clock says it's "bedtime now".


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13 Aug 2020, 7:38 am

Do you have dry mouth?
It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food... but what happens when you run out of saliva?
For personal dryness upstairs, use Salivex!
Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of kitty litter!
After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's Stamp Collection all night!
It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a Lollipop for as long as I want!
Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day.

Salivex - when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, we're deadly serious!


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13 Aug 2020, 7:59 am

^^^i need me some o' that stuff for nighttime dryness.



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13 Aug 2020, 8:58 am

Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:
Do you have dry mouth?
It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food... but what happens when you run out of saliva?
For personal dryness upstairs, use Salivex!
Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of kitty litter!
After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's Stamp Collection all night!
It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a Lollipop for as long as I want!
Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day.

Salivex - when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, we're deadly serious!



:lol: I can spit again!
GTA had some of the best commercials. For awhile I had the ice diamonds commercial on an MP3 player. That ambulate one too. Some seriously messed up stuff. They are great.



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13 Aug 2020, 9:12 am

FleaOfTheChill wrote:
Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:
Do you have dry mouth?
It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food... but what happens when you run out of saliva?
For personal dryness upstairs, use Salivex!
Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of kitty litter!
After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's Stamp Collection all night!
It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a Lollipop for as long as I want!
Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day.

Salivex - when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, we're deadly serious!



:lol: I can spit again!
GTA had some of the best commercials. For awhile I had the ice diamonds commercial on an MP3 player. That ambulate one too. Some seriously messed up stuff. They are great.


yep.

GTA Radio :heart:


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13 Aug 2020, 9:21 am

Vomit-flavored jelly beans...the breakfast of champions.


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13 Aug 2020, 10:00 am

family guy is better than the simpsons


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14 Aug 2020, 2:35 pm

The meta-destination is coming to a close.


As soon as the ship of fate lands to the isle of destiny for a little relaxation under the moon and sun...
Setting the Meta-Course coordinates to Regional Prosperity. :P

It's gonna be a rocky sail.
For the meek shall inherit the Earth indeed.


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14 Aug 2020, 4:01 pm

When did Bon Jovi become so horrible?


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14 Aug 2020, 5:28 pm

A defector used balloons to air drop thousands of copies of the film "The Interview" into North Korea.


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15 Aug 2020, 1:44 am

Really?? Is this true?? (US)

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15 Aug 2020, 3:10 am

^^^mediocrity will rule the day and they'll choose something utterly uncontroversial.