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PhosphorusDecree
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24 Jul 2022, 5:08 pm

Modular dog. MODULAR DOG!

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24 Jul 2022, 7:58 pm

Remote controlled pea.

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24 Jul 2022, 11:57 pm

flap.

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27 Jul 2022, 12:50 am

Do not watch.

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02 Sep 2022, 7:15 am

Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them. Simply trap them in a glass and put them outside.

Edna3362 wrote:

Do not watch.

I don't think I need to....

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02 Sep 2022, 7:57 am

My towels are full of red ants. Each towels in varying sizes.

... Really.
The heck did it came from? Other than the storm season kept them indoors...

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02 Sep 2022, 9:11 am

I'm drinking coffee and I'm not high. In fact, I'm even more in touch with myself, my loves and emotions.

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02 Sep 2022, 9:13 am

Look at Schultzie. He seems so fragile. I know of someone who looks like that.

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02 Sep 2022, 5:18 pm

i wish we had new x file episodes...those monster of the week episodes

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02 Sep 2022, 5:35 pm

The things you think about determine the quality of your mind. Your soul takes the colour of your thoughts.

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02 Sep 2022, 10:03 pm

Are you trying to tell me that my soul looks like....okay....never mind.

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03 Sep 2022, 12:08 am

flap 100.

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03 Sep 2022, 12:17 am

Black hole tv set.

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03 Sep 2022, 12:33 am

flap 100 again.

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03 Sep 2022, 10:05 am

My appetite changed when I moved into my new apartment. I've dropped 45 lbs since March.

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03 Sep 2022, 8:22 pm

flap
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100
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