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Master of Egg, by Egg mastered!

(...in one of the office block kitchens I clean, there is a device in a box which proclaims it to be an "Egg Master." Judging by the pictures, it cooks a kind of unappetising egg shish kebab. Every time I see it, I think of Turin Turambar, the tragic hero from Tolkien's "Silmarillion," whose epitaph was "Master of Doom, by Doom mastered.")

I got a letter from the IRS earlier today.

The letter stated I will receive a $2,000 stimulus check by the beginning of next month.

^^^ YAY

Candy eating Sweet Pea

Earlier today, my mom also received a letter from the IRS.

She will also be receiving a $2,000 stimulus check by the beginning of next month.

However, I am not sure if my NT sister will be receiving one too.

Was bored enough to send 100+ individual friend requests on facebook. All based on how vaguely I can still remember them recognizing me and their mutual friend count.

Around 3/4s of them are likely some of my mother side's cousins or in-laws.

Received 30+ individual accepted requests.

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I am a member of Facebook's Criterion Collection movie fan page.

all day i've been trying to take jerry lewis' voice and make it sound more like dean martin.

for the hip hop heads...bbbrrraahhpp brraahpp

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Earlier today, I finished buying birthday presents for my NT sister.

She will be 34 this Thursday.

She will get two books and two DVDs as presents from me.

What my NT sister got as Birthday presents from me:

"The Lego Movie: The Second Part"

"Avengers: Infinity War"

"In the Garden of Beasts"

"The Devil in the White City"

Both books were written by the same author so I took the opportunity
to buy a copy of each book, but at different retailers.

It's a real shame cameras hadn't been invented yet when the dinosaurs were still around.... : ]

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Nope.

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Many chain movie theaters in Portland have reopened as of today!