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10 May 2019, 6:53 pm

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The world's largest cave is over 5.5 miles long, has a jungle and river, and could fit a 40-story skyscraper within its walls.

what's its name?



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10 May 2019, 6:59 pm

A man robbed a bank for $1 so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health-care.


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10 May 2019, 7:07 pm

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A man robbed a bank for $1 so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health-care.

he's gonna literally be sorely disappointed as most local jails no longer provide primary health care, unless he keels over from a heart attack or stroke or something like that.



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14 May 2019, 4:44 pm

In Beijing, one million people live underground in basements and air raid shelters.


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14 May 2019, 5:55 pm

Suddenly kittens.
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14 May 2019, 8:30 pm

For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.


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14 May 2019, 8:33 pm

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For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.

what if they're on top?



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15 May 2019, 2:58 pm

The second officer of the Titanic, who survived by swimming from the sinking ship to a capsized raft, later in life sailed his civilian craft to Dunkirk and helped evacuate over 130 men.


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15 May 2019, 8:54 pm

^^^that guy was TOUGH as nails :star:



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17 May 2019, 2:56 pm

15% of American adults do not use the Internet.


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17 May 2019, 9:40 pm

modnar elprup yeknom rehsawhsid



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18 May 2019, 4:31 pm

Surgeons who grew up playing video games make 37% fewer mistakes.


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19 May 2019, 1:13 am

newer VW passat automobiles have excessive dead space in the accelerator response, a full inch before the throttle tips in aggressively.



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21 May 2019, 3:08 pm

If the human eye was a digital camera it would have 576 megapixels.


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21 May 2019, 4:51 pm

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where'd they come from? ...And where are they headed?
These things... I am going to destroy!"
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