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27 Jun 2019, 4:04 pm

71% of people in China measure success by the things they own,
making it the world's most materialistic country.


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27 Jun 2019, 6:10 pm

Do you believe in free speech?

Can I use your telephone?


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28 Jun 2019, 9:28 am

You don't have a book of reverse pyscology do you?


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28 Jun 2019, 3:41 pm

Only the 5 first U.S. presidents were never photographed.


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28 Jun 2019, 9:08 pm

Whenever two parties compete for different things, the one with more resources wins

Logic, factual accuracy, morality and legal don't affect the outcome



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29 Jun 2019, 6:14 am

it's a [email protected]$$ed world out there.



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29 Jun 2019, 6:20 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
71% of people in China measure success by the things they own,
making it the world's most materialistic country.


The King of Diamonds... ◇ :king:


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29 Jun 2019, 1:12 pm

Sharks have eyelids, but they do not blink because the surrounding water cleans their eyes.


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30 Jun 2019, 2:34 am

periodically, a shark is known to evert its stomach through its mouth and rinse it out in the sea water, then suck it back inside. that, IMHO, is a working definition of UGLY. :eew:



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01 Jul 2019, 2:42 pm

Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world.


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02 Jul 2019, 1:21 am

sharks are not known to get cancer.



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09 Jul 2019, 9:35 am

"The more dramatic the departure, the more certain the return." -- Dr. Johnson, PhD., my creative writing professor, addressing a common trope in romantic tear-jerker stories.


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09 Jul 2019, 9:20 pm

the more blow, the less go.



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10 Jul 2019, 4:53 pm

In Coober Pedy, Australia, over half of the population lives in caves carved underground to stay away from the heat.


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14 Jul 2019, 6:13 pm

The sun bear builds a nest for resting or sunbathing in the treetops.


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