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14 Nov 2019, 11:04 pm

During a dental appointment earlier today, I was told I had no cavities. :)


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15 Nov 2019, 12:16 am

Never give a fwafhuuammpffftteuaaiioooeeeeee~. :skull:

Once upon a time, when I was at 3rd grade.

Me and some of my classmates, went to a burnt building on our lunch break.
While they talk about demons and portals, I found a human skull on the rubble.

And dropped it. :lol:


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15 Nov 2019, 12:17 pm

This morning I was looking in my full-length mirror and I was unhappy because of how fat and hideous I am. Then I took my hand-held mirror and looked at my face while holding the mirror above me like I had once seen in an episode of The Golden Girls. Dorothy really was right about how much better we appear when we look in a mirror held above us because the fat, loose skin and wrinkles are now hanging away from our face.



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15 Nov 2019, 4:23 pm

In Victoria, Australia, only a licensed electrician is allowed to change a light bulb.


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16 Nov 2019, 7:24 pm

post-evacuation feels better than pre-evacuation :mrgreen:



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16 Nov 2019, 7:51 pm

It is raining in my bedroom. :D


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16 Nov 2019, 7:56 pm

dad's dad's dad



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02 Mar 2020, 6:36 pm

1 billion hours of video are watched on YouTube every day.


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03 Mar 2020, 12:01 am

the first "computers" were humans.



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03 Mar 2020, 7:52 am

Whoever posted the "Purple Monkey Dishwasher," I completely get the reference."

Anyway, I'm a banana!



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03 Mar 2020, 8:18 am

i'm a papaya



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03 Mar 2020, 10:38 am

Banana power



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04 Mar 2020, 3:32 am

booger power :mrgreen:



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04 Mar 2020, 8:26 pm

People who eat dark chocolate are less likely to be depressed, a large study found.


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04 Mar 2020, 11:43 pm

i eat dark chocolate every evening! :chef:



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04 Mar 2020, 11:57 pm

Me too. Sounds like I should eat lots more.