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30 Oct 2007, 10:36 pm

Yog-Sothoth wrote:

And spiders.

Don't forget the dust bunnies!

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30 Oct 2007, 10:41 pm

And gateways alternate dimensions!

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30 Oct 2007, 10:51 pm

Yog-Sothoth wrote:

And gateways alternate dimensions!

And Under!

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30 Oct 2007, 10:52 pm

Under where?

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30 Oct 2007, 10:54 pm

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Under where?

Under is a place in a cartoon I watched. It was under the kid's bed.

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30 Oct 2007, 10:56 pm

Hehehe, I said under where.

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30 Oct 2007, 11:05 pm

CARS!

You said underwear! lolz

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31 Oct 2007, 12:56 am

worst job for me i can think of: child psychologist. i hat kids and the subtleties become important for psyc work.

also AIRPLANES

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31 Oct 2007, 1:08 am

I wouldn't want to work in customer service, I'd get fired for telling the customers (AND my boss) exactly what I thought of them.

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31 Oct 2007, 1:16 am

Drive a race car

I can imagine the scenario:

"Oh man oh man, turn turn turn"
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Whew..

"Oh man another turn! Hey that guy has the same shirt as me"
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31 Oct 2007, 1:25 am

Who_Am_I wrote:

I wouldn't want to work in customer service

I second this one. I do work in customer service, but I'm quitting before I get fired.

THE TRIBE!! !(tv show)

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31 Oct 2007, 8:43 am

Yog-Sothoth wrote:

Hehehe, I said under where.

Butthead: Uhuhuhuh...you said "underwear"
Beavis: Mmm...yeah...heheheh

Sorry, I had to.
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31 Oct 2007, 9:21 am

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I still feel my poprocks and coke pool idea is the worst you can do.

I heard if you put pop rocks in a can of soda, you can create a makeshift hand grenade.

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31 Oct 2007, 9:22 am

And aren't pop rocks what killed the original Mikey, from the Life Cereal commercials (this was back in the 1970s).

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31 Oct 2007, 9:23 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I still feel my poprocks and coke pool idea is the worst you can do.

I heard if you put pop rocks in a can of soda, you can create a makeshift hand grenade.

Tim

Not a bad idea for a weapon! I made a gun which shoots explosive Soda Cans, but I needed a source for the *Bang*

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31 Oct 2007, 9:37 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I still feel my poprocks and coke pool idea is the worst you can do.

I heard if you put pop rocks in a can of soda, you can create a makeshift hand grenade.

Tim

Never worked for me :cry:

...maybe I didn't add enough pop rocks.

Mikey works for a NY radio station. :wink:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/poprocks.asp

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