I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

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10 Nov 2007, 3:45 am

I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
2 Do you have any tattoos
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
4 Are you a guy and can sing
5 Are you religious?
6 Are you serious about football
7 Do you come over as bigheaded
8 Do you care about the social pecking order



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10 Nov 2007, 4:58 am

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[...]I decided you suckers are going to help me. [...]


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10 Nov 2007, 11:02 am

OK, I don't know how serious you are, but...

Aspie_Chav wrote:
I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know


At one point I was FLUENT in like 9. Now I am perhaps 80% fluent in 8. If presented with a program in almost any computer language, I can probably tell you what it does, bugs, and how to fix them though. Lisp can give me a headache(Not literally, and it is one language I used to be fluent in, but you get the idea), and FORGET APL, but OTHERWISE.... Fortran, cobol, dibol, basic, C, C++,java,javascript, php,perl,modula,korn,sql, etc... it doesn't matter.

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2 Do you have any tattoos


NO, what does this matter?

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3 Do you enjoy going to pubs


NO WAY!

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4 Are you a guy and can sing


YEP! I've been told I'm good.

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5 Are you religious?


NOPE!

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6 Are you serious about football


NOPE!

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7 Do you come over as bigheaded


If you mean size, nope. If you mean attitude? Not anymore. If you mean intelligence? sometimes.

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8 Do you care about the social pecking order


NOPE!



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11 Nov 2007, 7:45 am

Forgot to include,

Do you smoke?

Do you buy the Sun news paper?

Do you have gold teeth?

Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.

Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone



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11 Nov 2007, 8:20 am

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Forgot to include,

Do you smoke?


NO WAY!

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Do you buy the Sun news paper?


NO POINT, so NO!

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Do you have gold teeth?


HUH? I HAVE brushed to hard, but GOLD? NOPE! Not color or covering

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Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.


I GUESS SO. But desirable doesn't mean anyone lusts after it, or anything. It runs and is a good solid middle class car that is still pretty much like new.

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Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone


NO WAY!

OK, so this whole thing IS a joke, HUH?



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11 Nov 2007, 8:28 am

Not a jake at all. You have answered all my question as predicted. So will most other aspies.

I might have to rethink about cars though


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I GUESS SO. But desirable doesn't mean anyone lusts after it, or anything. It runs and is a good solid middle class car that is still pretty much like new.


As it is possible to buy a classy Classic car for the same price as a ordenery middle class car.



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11 Nov 2007, 9:48 am

Aspie_Chav wrote:
1 Have many programming languages do you know


Any of them. I'm not into computers

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2 Do you have any tattoos


No but I'd like to have one. Small, on my right forearm (it's easy to show it when you're asked for it by somebody this way) - it would be the best choice.

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3 Do you enjoy going to pubs


No. If I go to a pub it's only because it's very close to my school and I can drink there an orange or grape juice there. And it's only when somebody hits upon an idea to invite a teacher there so we are simply sitting there and talking to each other and getting bored (in my case and I guess it's ONLY in my case).

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4 Are you a guy and can sing


Any of them.


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5 Are you religious?


Not at all. All religions were invented by people.

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6 Are you serious about football


I don't like any sports.

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7 Do you come over as bigheaded


The same question as 2ukenkerl - are you thinking about a size or about intelligence? My head is small and I'm smart.

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8 Do you care about the social pecking order


No.

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Do you smoke?


No and in those cases somebody asked me if I'd like to smoke with her, I refused.

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Do you buy the Sun news paper?


No. I even don't know what type of newspaper the Sun is.

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Do you have gold teeth?


No 8O I never saw anybody having gold teeth and not being a Russian or Ukrainian.

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Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.


No. I even don't have a driving license.

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Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone


Only if somebody's name in its full form is long and needs to be shorten. I hate using diminutives :x



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11 Nov 2007, 10:20 am

How many programming languages do you know? None. My expertise on computers extends to writing, e-mail and Internet.

Do you have any tattoos? No

Do you enjoy going to pubs? No

Are you a guy and can sing. I'm a woman and can sing fairly well.

Are you religious? I don't go to church, but I have a private set of spiritual beliefs that are in my heart.

Are you serious about football? No, I like track and field and figure skating.

Do you come over as bigheaded? I don't think so. I'm not arrogant.

Do you care about the social pecking order? No

Do you smoke? No

Do you buy the Sun newspaper? No

Do you have gold teeth? No

Do you own a desirable car on loan while not even being particularly into cars? No, I don't have a driver's license yet, but I will work on it.

Do you abbreviate people's names? No. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I hate when people do it to me or anyone else, especially when they call a woman by a man's name.



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11 Nov 2007, 10:25 am

Aspie_Chav wrote:
1 Have many programming languages do you know

None

Aspie_Chav wrote:
2 Do you have any tattoos

No

Aspie_Chav wrote:
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs

No

Aspie_Chav wrote:
4 Are you a guy and can sing

Guy yes Sing no

Aspie_Chav wrote:
5 Are you religious?

No

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6 Are you serious about football

No

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7 Do you come over as bigheaded

Yes, I don't mean to be. I am just very opinionated.

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8 Do you care about the social pecking order

No and I am getting into trouble because of it.

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Do you smoke?

No

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Do you buy the Sun news paper?

No

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Do you have gold teeth?

No

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.

No
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Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone

No

What about adding this question:
Do you have a good understanding of computer hardware?



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11 Nov 2007, 2:09 pm

Any ideas of what to add to the list.

I thought of:

Do you have a tenancy to be honest and not manipulative. At least in comparison to NT woman, who is suppose to be more honest then NT men.

Does science bore you.

Which film is less painful to watch. Soaps like EastEnders or Star-Track.

Do you have tenancy to play devils advocate. Example whenever I see an illogical atheist attach Christianity I often challenges their illogical assumption because it is illogical, even if by doing so, I am defending Christianity.



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11 Nov 2007, 8:21 pm

Do you have pets, how many and what kind?

I have nine cats and a dog. My dog is a pit bull/choc. Lab mix.

My indoor cats are:

Puffy (tabby), Peter (tabby and white), Paul (gray tabby Oriental Shorthair), Prince (Lynx point Siamese).

My feral cats are: Itty (orange and white), Zwenner and Drenner (black and orange tortoiseshells), Faber (Snowshoe Siamese) and Uncker (orange and white).



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11 Nov 2007, 8:58 pm

Aspie_Chav wrote:
I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
2 Do you have any tattoos
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
4 Are you a guy and can sing
5 Are you religious?
6 Are you serious about football
7 Do you come over as bigheaded
8 Do you care about the social pecking order


What kind of test is this!?

Anyway.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
3 C++, Java and HTML (if you want to count that as a language) Also messed around in Perl and ASM for R43xx Risc processors

2 Do you have any tattoos
no
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
Sure as long as I've had a few beers in me first. Tends to slow all the lights and people down. I HATE clubs with a passion though.

4 Are you a guy and can sing
yes and no (can't sing)

5 Are you religious?
yep. No way all this stuff can exist without some sort of higher power. Now who/what you think is your own interpretation.

6 Are you serious about football
no

7 Do you come over as bigheaded
some people say that when i start talking computers and/or cars

8 Do you care about the social pecking order[
huh? no



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11 Nov 2007, 8:58 pm

1 Have many programming languages do you know
I know how to program a little in Visual Basic.
2 Do you have any tattoos
No.
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
No.
4 Are you a guy and can sing
I am female and I can sing.
5 Are you religious?
Agnostic.
6 Are you serious about football
No
7 Do you come over as bigheaded
Who knows?
8 Do you care about the social pecking order
Couldn’t care less about it.
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you buy the Sun news paper?
No
Do you have gold teeth?
No
Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.
I do not have a desirable car (or any sort of car, for that matter) and I am not particularly into cars.
Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone
No, and it irks me when people do this.
Do you have a tenancy to be honest and not manipulative. At least in comparison to NT woman, who is suppose to be more honest then NT men.
Yes.
Does science bore you.
Not in the slightest.
Which film is less painful to watch. Soaps like EastEnders or Star-Track.
Star-Track
Do you have tenancy to play devils advocate. Example whenever I see an illogical atheist attach Christianity I often challenges their illogical assumption because it is illogical, even if by doing so, I am defending Christianity.
I think so.


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11 Nov 2007, 9:05 pm

What exactly is the point of this?
Anyway...
1. Zero
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. I have no idea what you mean.
8. I have no idea what you mean.
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. Yes
15. No
16. I've never watched either.
17. Yes



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11 Nov 2007, 10:24 pm

Aspie_Chav wrote:
1 Have many programming languages do you know

None
Aspie_Chav wrote:
2 Do you have any tattoos

No
Aspie_Chav wrote:
3 Do you enjoy going to pubs

No
Aspie_Chav wrote:
4 Are you a guy and can sing

I am male, I cannot sing. I do play trombone
Aspie_Chav wrote:
5 Are you religious?

Christian
Aspie_Chav wrote:
6 Are you serious about football

I have never in my life watched any sporting event all the way through.
Aspie_Chav wrote:
7 Do you come over as bigheaded

Sometimes, though I don't intend to.
Aspie_Chav wrote:
8 Do you care about the social pecking order

I am utterly oblivious to such things, so it is irrelevent whether or not I care.
Aspie_Chav wrote:
Do you smoke?

No
Aspie_Chav wrote:
Do you buy the Sun news paper?

No. Nor am I familiar with what the Sun newspaper is. What city is it published in?
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Do you have gold teeth?

No. Why was this question even asked?
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Do you own a desirable car on loan while not being particularly into cars.

I don't even have a driver's license.
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Do you abbreviate peoples names like Rachel becomes Rache and Tony becomes Tone

No
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Do you have a tenancy to be honest and not manipulative.

I am bluntly honest, and lack the social awareness to be successfully manipulative.
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Does science bore you

An emphatic NO.
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Which film is less painful to watch. Soaps like EastEnders or Star-Track.

I have never seen either, and have little interest in television and movies.
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Do you have tenancy to play devils advocate.

All the time.


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11 Nov 2007, 11:01 pm

[quote="Aspie_Chav"]I want to create an aspie aptitude test.

Current aptitude tests never take into account the fact that many aspies want to be more NT and their lifestyle reflects that. I have scored very low in aptitude tests because of this. I decided you suckers are going to help me. I will start by throwing in a few variables and we can work with them.

1 Have many programming languages do you know
Only a few "words" of html!


2 Do you have any tattoos
One. A biohazard symbol on my upper left arm. It symbolizes how I was the gross girl thruout school!

3 Do you enjoy going to pubs
Yes, though I only have about 5 times in my life!



4 Are you a guy and can sing

Not a guy. Don't know if I can sing.


5 Are you religious?
Don't know.

6 Are you serious about football
Never was into football. I played with my dad's football when I was 3 and that's the closest I came to an interest in football!


7 Do you come over as bigheaded
I have many times in the past, but usually not.


8 Do you care about the social pecking order

Yes! :P