The world's worst lines

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I've always thought that having a line defeats the object of dating - trying to find someone special, yet using a generic line that you use for everyone?

However, I've heard some hilarious lines that I know guys used. One of them is to grab the ice out of their drink, and throw it on the floor, smashing it, then saying 'now that that's broken the ice...' AWFUL. And so many things that could potentially go wrong there.

My personal favourite though - not that I'd ever use it - which is slightly PG-13, is 'Can you catch? Because there's two balls coming your way.'

Oh, gross! That would never work on me.... Yucky!! !

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