Okay people. Let's see someone gets these...
Slightly edited because one of them (well two) give away their titles.
1. I kiss her on her teeth/let me sing a song for you/a song that you believe in/Don't waste my time/this is it/this is really happening
2. My girlfriend asks me which one I like better/I hope the answer don't upset her
3. I was just a boy and I set down to watch the news on TV/I saw some ordinary slaughter I saw some routine atrocity
4. I've got a bone to pick with capitalism/and a few to berak
5. I am an American aquarium drinker
Enjoy.