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08 Dec 2007, 2:02 am

I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.


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09 Dec 2007, 9:35 am

Most people would be repulsed by a pile of s**t just sitting on their door step.
But did they ever stop to think that pile of s**t might repulse others?



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12 Dec 2007, 9:58 am

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.



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12 Dec 2007, 10:03 am

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.



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12 Dec 2007, 10:15 am

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.