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21 Dec 2007, 1:26 pm

Since Asperger's/Autism is not on the list below (illustrating how much of a non-issue it is for people who don't have it) I thought it would be fun to add it to the list below with an appropriate & funny Christmas song - as was done with the other conditions,

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me

4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and............

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .... Hey Look!! ! It's Snowing!! !



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21 Dec 2007, 1:40 pm

I'll go first. Of course I had to do a whole song. :roll: :lol:

Rudolph, the Aspie reindeer
had a very high IQ.
And if you ever saw him,
he would look a lot like you.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any NT games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your brain so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Aspie reindeer,
you'll go down in history!



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21 Dec 2007, 5:10 pm

That list was the single funniest post I've ever read on WP. Just about fell off my chair.

The Rudolf song was good too but I've always assumed that he was aspie and that nose problem was just a metaphor... If I was doing a song, that would have been it.

So instead, I'm gonna suggest that the song from the Rudolf show is appropriate...

"We're a couple of misfits"



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21 Dec 2007, 5:20 pm

Someone sent that to me on facebook a couple of weeks ago.



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21 Dec 2007, 5:36 pm

cosmiccat wrote:
Since Asperger's/Autism is not on the list below (illustrating how much of a non-issue it is for people who don't have it) I thought it would be fun to add it to the list below with an appropriate & funny Christmas song - as was done with the other conditions,

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me

4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and............

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .... Hey Look!! ! It's Snowing!! !


I love number 14, I'm not ADD, but I get distracted easily........very.

9 sounds a lot like Monk.


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21 Dec 2007, 5:37 pm

gbollard wrote:
That list was the single funniest post I've ever read on WP. Just about fell off my chair.

The Rudolf song was good too but I've always assumed that he was aspie and that nose problem was just a metaphor... If I was doing a song, that would have been it.

So instead, I'm gonna suggest that the song from the Rudolf show is appropriate...

"We're a couple of misfits"


I had the same reaction, Gavin.



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21 Dec 2007, 9:37 pm

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4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and............



9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .... Hey Look!! ! It's Snowing!! !


These three sound very much like me. :D


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21 Dec 2007, 10:17 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

great post



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21 Dec 2007, 10:25 pm

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
I'm not partial to birds and it's too cold to plant a tree, but thanks anyway.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
More birds and another tree I can't plant. Thanks a lot.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Are we starting an aviary?

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
So the increase in birds increases linearly while the increase in trees is constant.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five golden rings (good, we can sell them to buy bird feed)
four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
You changed the equation! The birds are messing up the house! AND I HATE PEARS!


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22 Dec 2007, 11:37 am

This is a song I made up for Aspies:

"Silent Night,
Aspie Night,
All is Wrong,
Yet All is Right,
Mercy for Autisum,
Asperger's and More,
That is how a Person's born,
Respect Aspies,
Respect Aspies." :)


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22 Dec 2007, 12:04 pm

Ummmm.........


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22 Dec 2007, 12:07 pm

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .... Hey Look!! ! It's Snowing!! !

I liked that because I get Easely Distracted (but not that easely!! !).


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22 Dec 2007, 12:37 pm

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
I'm not partial to birds and it's too cold to plant a tree, but thanks anyway.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
More birds and another tree I can't plant. Thanks a lot.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Are we starting an aviary?

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four calli birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
So the increase in birds increases linearly while the increase in trees is constant.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five golden rings (good, we can sell them to buy bird feed)
four calli birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
You changed the equation! The birds are messing up the house!

Cool Huh?


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22 Dec 2007, 2:03 pm

lol i made this one up
wile shepards washed there socks at night whaching gmtv an angel came from the skys so bright and ternd it to bbc!


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22 Dec 2007, 6:28 pm

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22 Dec 2007, 7:10 pm

Love it. Love it a lot.


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