cosmiccat wrote:
Since Asperger's/Autism is not on the list below (illustrating how much of a non-issue it is for people who don't have it) I thought it would be fun to add it to the list below with an appropriate & funny Christmas song - as was done with the other conditions,
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas
3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me
4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and............
5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House
11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House
13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .... Hey Look!! ! It's Snowing!! !
I love number 14, I'm not ADD, but I get distracted easily........very.
9 sounds a lot like Monk.
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