Autism Speaks slogan thread, with poll

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22 Dec 2007, 2:32 pm

Thanks to everyone for submitting their ideas.
Post the number of your favourite. And don't vote for yourself.

1. 'Autism Speaks. They say **** off, Autism Speaks!'
2. "It does the things I want it to do, or it gets the hose again..."
3. "Autism Gags"
4. I gotta get a dog and name him Autism. Then I'll have him bark and say "See? Autism speaks!"
5. Autism speaks. It's time to follow our stupid assumptions and whine about your kid not being perfect.
6. Autism speaks - "Because we hate diversity and persecuting other minorities is illegal."
7. "Autism Speaks- But we refuse to listen".
8. 'Autism Speaks? We'll Kill 'em All!'
9. A pedant writes... It\'s \"Autism Speaks INC.\" Autism Speaks - It\'s Time To Medicate
10. "autism speaks, doesn’t speak for me"
11. Autism speaks, if you beat him hard enough.
12. Autism speaks: "Moo... you happy now"
13. Austism Speaks: No, we're not Satanists... although we did try burning them like witches... but the government wouldn't give us a permit.
14. Autism Speaks. It has echolalia. Autism Speaks. It has echolalia.
15. Autism Speaks, go to hell, and stay there!
16. Autism Speaks: We were the ones who got rid of the Routemaster.
17. Autism Speaks: Because we couldn't think of any other way to ass kiss politicians and celebrities.
18. Autism Speaks: Yeah, yeah, we'll find a cure, promise. Now give us all your money!
19. Cure Neurotypicals, not us.
20. Autism Speaks - now leave us alone and let us get on with it
21. Autism speaks: it's time to listen; just not to them, but to our lies.
22. Autism Speaks for itself, now let us get on with it.
23. Autism speaks and it says that there is a cure for Autism. DEATH!
24. Autism Speaks - quick, flame them!
25. Autism Speaks: Where we work, as Hitler's henchmen and women!
26. "Autism speaks - UTTER NONSENSE."
27. Too bad Autism Speaks isn't called "NTs Listen"
28. "Autism Speaks: Sucking the mercury out of brains since 1931." <I bet this is one of foresam’s.>
29. Autism Speaks...We think that all children with autism are handicapped Retards, who should be abused.
30. Neurotypical Mothers Against Autism Speak Out.
31. "Autism Speaks: It's time to Goosestep!"
32. Autism Speaks for parents who can not, or will not accept their child's diagnosis!
33. Give me a giant axe and I'll deal with Autism Speaks.
34. Autism Speaks. We think that we speak for everybody on the Spectrum.
35. Autism Speaks. We're asking to get ran over by a Routemonster.
36. "Autism Speaks, But we're talking over them...
37. Autism Speaks - for only 5% of the Autistic Spectrum.
38. Autism Speaks, it's time to donate to Wrong Planet instead!
39. Autism Speaks it's time to get back to topic. Unless we have run out of catchy slogans. I have. Maybe this is a good one.
40. Autism Speaks it's time to let this thread die.
41. "When Autism Speaks, I stick my fingers in my ears and sing, "La-la-lah la-la-lah I can't HEAR you!! !! !"
42. Autism Speaks... We're out of touch so you can be.
43. Autism Squeaks.
44 Autism Sporks.
45. Autism Whines.
46. Autism Kvetches... Misery loves company.
47. Autism Speaks: We fight autism because fighting global warming is like, soooo last year <Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes>
(please note the parody on NT language Laughing).
48. Autism Speaks: We're the KKK in disguise.
49. Autism Speaks: We despise autism because autism is smarter than us.
50. Cure Neurotypicals now.
51. Cure the curebies.
52. Selfish, spoiled yuppie moms who have no concept of self-sacrifice, whose lives are devoted to having no responsibility and have no idea how to parent kids, let alone their autistic children who don’t even get a say SPEAKS. It’s time to listen TO OUR LIES.
53. "Autism Speaks - It's Curtains for Aspies."
54. Autism Speaks does not speak for me, but neither do ignorant spectrumites Damn that beau99!
55. "Autism Speaks"-it's baloney with a side of flim flam!
56. Autism Speaks"-it's time to feed the trolls!
57. "Autism Speaks"-it's time for the parents to shut the hell up, and listen to autistics.


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22 Dec 2007, 4:23 pm

37. "Autist Speaks Inc. - Speaks for 5% of the spectrum"


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22 Dec 2007, 4:33 pm

Number 50: Cure Neurotypicals now!


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22 Dec 2007, 4:34 pm

Some of those are classic.



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22 Dec 2007, 4:35 pm

Ha. You included what I had over at the AS forums. :lol:

I do think #14 is funny...


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22 Dec 2007, 4:38 pm

43



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22 Dec 2007, 5:11 pm

(argh, I like 1,7,10,18,21,36,37,46,52)

but I'll go with... 36. Autism Speaks, But we're talking over them...


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22 Dec 2007, 5:36 pm

beau99 wrote:
Ha. You included what I had over at the AS forums. :lol:

I do think #14 is funny...

Do I count that as a vote?


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22 Dec 2007, 5:45 pm

Go ahead.


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22 Dec 2007, 6:17 pm

Basshead wrote:

27. Too bad Autism Speaks isn't called "NTs Listen"


This gets my vote.



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22 Dec 2007, 6:49 pm

Autism Speaks...because those people don't
know when to SHUT the *&^% UP!

#10 or #42 is next closest in meaning.



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22 Dec 2007, 6:50 pm

I like #7



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22 Dec 2007, 7:09 pm

Thanks Basshead,

My vote stands on number 13.


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22 Dec 2007, 7:55 pm

13 as well.


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22 Dec 2007, 8:06 pm

I liked 27 and 36 best, it seems.

(Though it was "Autism Squeaks" that gave me the giggling fit of the month)