I was born in an insane asylum in Exeter, to Ralston Lavar Florine and Janina Atrusova. My dad took off and I never heard from him until 14 years later. My mom brought me up poverty-stricken, on the streets of London, Paris, Prague, Budapest, Bucharest, Moscow, Berlin, Hamburg, Frankfurt, Koln, Fussen, Munich, Rome, Florence, Marseilles, Bali, Auckland, Beijing, and Goroka. The only language I really speak is (mediocre) English, and a smattering of all those other languages I learned. I rarely went to school. My mother taught me at home, but not stuff like math. I learned geography naturally, I learned history from the places we went, I learned science from some stuff we had to do to survive, like innovative cooking and breaking into places. But most importantly I learned socialization, and that's why my AS isn't that noticeable. I felt perfectly comfortable around homeless people, druggies, hookers, runaway kids, drunks, and schizophrenics.