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Murihiku
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01 Jul 2022, 4:10 am

Door-to-door salesperson chaser away-er.

With a good old-fashioned broom, that'll do the trick.


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01 Jul 2022, 10:35 am

Hobbits Foot Massage Therapist.

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02 Jul 2022, 8:50 am

Octopus masseuse


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Jul 2022, 11:49 am

Bouncer at his creche keeping out annoying kids.


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04 Jul 2022, 3:12 am

Boris Johnson's Gastroenterologist. Performs a weekly colonoscopy on him for s**ts and giggles.

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04 Jul 2022, 8:32 am

Assistant at said colonoscopies where she swaps the endoscope for a red hot poker.


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04 Jul 2022, 6:48 pm

Holds exhibitions at his home of used pokers.


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05 Jul 2022, 8:55 am

7-card stud dealer



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05 Jul 2022, 9:04 am

Stud. :P


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05 Jul 2022, 1:20 pm

Telephone table


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05 Jul 2022, 2:24 pm

Baby carriage mechanic



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05 Jul 2022, 2:29 pm

Toaster


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05 Jul 2022, 2:33 pm

Toast Inspector


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05 Jul 2022, 2:39 pm

Chicken chaser


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05 Jul 2022, 3:19 pm

Psychoanalyst for roosters



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05 Jul 2022, 3:51 pm

Chicken stuffer.


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