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07 Feb 2023, 3:38 am

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07 Feb 2023, 4:37 am

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07 Feb 2023, 5:18 am

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07 Feb 2023, 7:23 am

uses a scanning tunneling microscope to detect and remove detritus from phonographic grooves.



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07 Feb 2023, 4:57 pm

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07 Feb 2023, 9:20 pm

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08 Feb 2023, 5:28 am

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08 Feb 2023, 5:34 am

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08 Feb 2023, 6:58 am

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08 Feb 2023, 7:06 am

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10 Feb 2023, 2:55 am

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10 Feb 2023, 9:33 am

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10 Feb 2023, 9:46 am

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10 Feb 2023, 10:18 am

inventor of a waveform discriminator that uses blind deconvolution.



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10 Feb 2023, 10:53 am

Inventor of the scrambled egg discombobulator which turns cooked eggs back into fresh uncooked eggs.


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10 Feb 2023, 9:21 pm

inventor of the milk-de-chocolater