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24 May 2022, 11:48 am

Tortoise and turtle shell polisher


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24 May 2022, 1:52 pm

Ear wax candle maker


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24 May 2022, 6:20 pm

Vegetable catalogue archivist.


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25 May 2022, 3:41 am

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25 May 2022, 5:00 am

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25 May 2022, 5:10 am

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25 May 2022, 5:16 am

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25 May 2022, 9:47 am

Boris Johnson's excuse writer... you're a very busy man.


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25 May 2022, 11:26 am

Putin's official food taster.


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25 May 2022, 12:00 pm

Job at the beach! :D You are appointed sand accountant and are required to count all the grains of sand on the beach.


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26 May 2022, 2:30 am

Auditor to sand accountants! You are required to check that they counted the grains of sand correctly.



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26 May 2022, 4:42 am

Turf accountant at a lawn laying company.


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26 May 2022, 6:53 am

Start your own company selling sharpened radishes to the MoD.



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26 May 2022, 6:54 am

Bullet proof jacket tester for the MoD. :twisted:


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26 May 2022, 11:18 pm

Platinum provisioner for the Queen's Jubilee.


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27 May 2022, 3:26 am

Whoopee cushion tester.