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12 May 2022, 7:31 am

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12 May 2022, 5:09 pm

Volunteer for the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Australians)


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13 May 2022, 3:22 am

Supermarket greeter, where he greets everyone saying "G'day mate"


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17 May 2022, 4:15 pm

Radish rosette seller at election polling stations.


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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18 May 2022, 9:48 am

Assistant to the assistant of the helper of the support person to the road sweeper.


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18 May 2022, 3:29 pm

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18 May 2022, 3:38 pm

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18 May 2022, 3:50 pm

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18 May 2022, 3:53 pm

Judge at his local zoo where he holds a kangaroo court.


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19 May 2022, 9:07 am

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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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19 May 2022, 10:26 am

Behavioural therapist to lions, tigers, grizzly bears, wolves and slugs.


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19 May 2022, 6:28 pm

Ballet teacher for baboons.


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There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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20 May 2022, 4:03 am

Hair stylist for unicorns.


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20 May 2022, 8:55 am

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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20 May 2022, 10:10 am

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20 May 2022, 2:49 pm

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