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jennyishere
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13 Aug 2022, 1:39 am

Bald head polisher



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13 Aug 2022, 1:44 am

Well I am desperate for ideas for a career so please give a suggestion..lol.


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13 Aug 2022, 2:03 am

^Giant Panda at Whipsnade Zoo offering free hugs....how does that sound?


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13 Aug 2022, 2:13 am

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^Giant Panda at Whipsnade Zoo offering free hugs....how does that sound?


I mean at this point if it paid more than my current job I'd be all about it, ha ha do I at least get to wear a panda costume so no one will recognize me in?


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13 Aug 2022, 3:56 pm

Wearing a Ronald McDonald costume outside McD, promoting their offal burgers?


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13 Aug 2022, 9:25 pm

Guillotine.


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14 Aug 2022, 4:40 am

I tried that job for a while, but they gave me the chop.

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14 Aug 2022, 5:39 am

Not interested in French letters, thanks!

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14 Aug 2022, 5:48 am

Gangster Rapper.


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14 Aug 2022, 7:23 am

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14 Aug 2022, 8:17 am

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14 Aug 2022, 8:38 am

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14 Aug 2022, 3:21 pm

Eyeball props provider for Sandman.


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14 Aug 2022, 3:25 pm

Thought checker for HM Constabulary.


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14 Aug 2022, 3:27 pm

Newly recruited voice actor for Apu's wife.


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15 Aug 2022, 3:50 am

Voice actor for Daleks.


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