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OregonBecky
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11 Feb 2008, 4:02 pm

How many NTs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Five
1. One to write up a request
2. The commitee, (of one, I guess for the joke's sake) who needs to approve of it and needs to make sure that everyone is on board thinking the same and if not, the dispensing of drugs are in order to fix the lack of conformitiy because the light bulb must only be handled by an alpha conformist..
3. The lawyer who needs to look over all the legal ramifications.
4. The one who receives the lightbulb and signs it over to the final person who
5. screws it in.

How many autistics does it take to screw it a light bulb?
Five,
1. One who gets the lighbbulb and screws it in.
2,3,4, and 5. - the rest of the group to get distracted from other things so that they can stim over and celebrate the new light bulb's shedding of light.


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11 Feb 2008, 4:53 pm

OregonBecky wrote:
How many NTs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Five
1. One to write up a request
2. The commitee, (of one, I guess for the joke's sake) who needs to approve of it and needs to make sure that everyone is on board thinking the same and if not, the dispensing of drugs are in order to fix the lack of conformitiy because the light bulb must only be handled by an alpha conformist..
3. The lawyer who needs to look over all the legal ramifications.
4. The one who receives the lightbulb and signs it over to the final person who
5. screws it in.
Sounds more like bureaucrats than NTs.



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11 Feb 2008, 4:54 pm

yay! im one of the 2-3-4-5th auties since im always stimming and would probably drop the light bulb hahaha...


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11 Feb 2008, 5:06 pm

I hate screwing lightbulbs into ceiling fixtures, I am always afraid there will be a spider in there (I am terrified of spiders).



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11 Feb 2008, 5:19 pm

xyzyxx wrote:
OregonBecky wrote:
How many NTs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Five
1. One to write up a request
2. The commitee, (of one, I guess for the joke's sake) who needs to approve of it and needs to make sure that everyone is on board thinking the same and if not, the dispensing of drugs are in order to fix the lack of conformitiy because the light bulb must only be handled by an alpha conformist..
3. The lawyer who needs to look over all the legal ramifications.
4. The one who receives the lightbulb and signs it over to the final person who
5. screws it in.
Sounds more like bureaucrats than NTs.


When my kids were in school, I wrote something about how many autism specialists it took to screw in a light bulb.

It went something like this:
1. To label the lightbulb precisely and just not follow common sense about the lightbulb.
2. To get a team together and think up a meaningless wordy plan that is just there to trick everyone into signing off on it.
3. To have someone evaluate the bulb and say that whatever you do with it, it's still gonig to be a dim bulb.
4. To pass the lightbulb over to the experts to follow the plan.
5. Then one of the experts screw it into the sink.


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11 Feb 2008, 5:19 pm

Strapples wrote:
yay! im one of the 2-3-4-5th auties since im always stimming and would probably drop the light bulb hahaha...


Hahaha, you, Strapples, are a lightbulb ararchist!


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