Embarrassing moments-- a thread just for the GROSS ones!

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GoatOnFire
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18 Feb 2008, 2:51 am

Toilet paper is used for a reason.

Read step 5 on this. THIS


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18 Feb 2008, 5:55 pm

Cottonelle Wipes. Traveler's pack. Sold next to the toilet paper in most stores.


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18 Feb 2008, 6:04 pm

Being born >_< I was nekid.



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18 Feb 2008, 6:06 pm

I had it even worse, I was covered in placenta.


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18 Feb 2008, 6:08 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:
I had it even worse, I was covered in placenta.


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18 Feb 2008, 6:19 pm

I know, she just kind of plopped me on the ground, and the farmer took her away because he needed my mom to make feta cheese.


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18 Feb 2008, 6:46 pm

Boogers

Most are mine are about boogers.

Forget farting I just want to stop my nose didficulities.

OK last night at a pizza place with my friend heather. Go to use the urinal.

For you ladies out there you should know this(remember guys they don't even know anout those "say no to drugs" urinal screens) men pick thier noses and wipe it in the tile grout while at the urinal.

I keep trying to think of someway to make money off this.

Also I hate it when I blow my nose and I "miss " some of it and walk around with it on my t shirt.

Also I stuck a booger in a buddies baked potato once . Hoping the baco bits would hide it. Believe me he had it coming. And noone at the table said a word. I did something far worse but It might/should be iilegal so I wont repeat it.

In Indonesia they dont use toilet paper yet a girl said me blowing my nose at the table was gross. Oh did I mention they also eat rice and fish with thier HANDS?