Page 11 of 13 [ 203 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  Next

Thagomizer
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Sep 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 752
Location: MA

30 Dec 2005, 7:11 pm

Arrr! Get this steering wheel out o' me pants! It's driving me nuts!


_________________
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And beauty stayed his hand. And from that day on, he was as one dead."


mjs82
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,166

30 Dec 2005, 10:15 pm

Image
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!



Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 12:38 pm

Oy, mateys!
Up on deck wi' ye!
I'm makin' th' wassail - it be cold 'ere!

ere's one recipe:

Wassail

1 gallon apple cider
1 quart orange juice
1 cup lemon juice
1 large can pineapple juice
24 whole cloves
1 cup granulated sugar
4 cinnamon stick

Combine all ingredients in a large saucepan, over medium heat, and
simmer 10 minutes.

Strain and serve hot. Refrigerate to store.

Makes 1 1/2 gallons.

this 'un ain't me secret recipe, which be a mite more alcoholic...
arright, boys an' girls - who'll drink wi' me?

was hail!


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Cade
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Aug 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 894

05 Jan 2006, 12:55 pm

Aye, I likes to gets me some of that thar Wassil! Sounds mighty fine, I say!

Th' wind's blowing 'ard and cold 'round 'ere,
makin' me bones ache mighty bad
and me 'ead 'urtin' som'thum fierce, aye!

Aye, mateys,
methinks I should be puddin' on tho' thar fancy knitted bootys Is gots meself while ashore last.
Might keep me toes a wee bit warmer, I dar say!
If I ain't be wearin' 'em,
I's might as well be givin' 'em to th' rats to make thar blasted nests! Argh!



Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 1:06 pm

knitted booties?!?
oy, man, ye'll not brin those aboard this ship.

Have a cup o' this (hands Cade steaming hot, well spiked wassail) - you won't be needin anythin else ta warm yer toes!


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 1:13 pm

arrright mateys. thets an awful lot o' brandy in thet waassshaill....
dinna mind if i take a little rest ri' 'ere.
You, Cade, mind th' pot, an' if ye spy a pretty lady wearin' gaultier, invite 'er aboard, but lock up th' gold firs....
mind ye, lock up th' go.........


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Cade
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Aug 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 894

05 Jan 2006, 1:32 pm

Aye, Aye, Capt'n Jack.
Is be leavin' them bootys alone if yer goin to be a 'fussin about.
Methinks this 'ere ship's too small to be 'avin' th' capt'n in a sour mood, aye.

Is don't mind me mindin th' wassil and yer gold.
But don't y' be too surprised if ye come back
and find yer pot a wee bit dry and yer gold a'gon a missin'! Har har har!

And Is prob'ly won't be ey'in fer any purty lassies, y'hear!
Is like them hansum, strapin' men! Aye, me mate!



Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 1:46 pm

(rouses himself)
'ere, wot's this firs mate?
Ye be not willin ta find a little comfort fer ye cap'n?
get all th' pretty men ye like (but leave the Depp fellow fer Veti), but don' fergit yer cap'n!
not seein' ta th' needs of yer cap'n, why, thet's - thet's -
Thet's mutiny!
thet's............zzzzzzzzzzzz......


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 1:55 pm

awwright boys an girls, sing along wi' me:
We're drinkin' an sitmmin' an' stimmin' and drinkin'
and drimmin' and stinkin'
and wimmen and thinkin' an........
an swimmen and dinkin...
zzzzzzzzz


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Cade
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Aug 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 894

05 Jan 2006, 2:30 pm

Depp? Argh! Veti can 'ave 'im. The fishes can 'ave 'im!
Hes givin' we pirates a bad name, I say
why, prancin' about in them purty frocks and
'is purty hair cleaner than this 'ere deck!
What self-respectin' pirate would make a name fer himself like that! Har!

Oy, me capt'n, I ain't be not carin 'bout yer needs
I knows me place 'round 'ere
and I won't want y' throwin me down below
If I see a girlie to yer likin' Is bring her 'round
Har! Maybe Is should bring Depp's little French girlie 'round?
Maybe she 'ave a 'ankerin for a real pirate by now!



Cade
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Aug 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 894

05 Jan 2006, 2:37 pm

Aye, th' capt'n be sleeping sound, but this 'ere wasshail is makin me feels like singin me a jig...

"What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
ear-ley in th' morn-in'!"



Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 2:38 pm

ere, nae little french girl fer me. i'd be areared o breakin 'er. gi me a nice pirate wench, winsome and strong ta arm wrestle me under th' table an'
well? be off wi' ye! we're nae gitten younger an' th' brews gettin cold.
an' lass ? ye bin lookin at me crew. us cap'ns, now, we got a image t' uphol.....
's all aboot appearances. ye canna get a gal if ye stink.
oy! cabin boy! splash some water on me! gotta look presennable.........zzzzzz


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 3:53 pm

arright boys an girls, cap'n jack be takin is nap now.....


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill


Cade
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Aug 2005
Gender: Female
Posts: 894

05 Jan 2006, 4:14 pm

Argh! First th' capt'n's all drinkin and stimmin
and callin for some wimmin
and now he's takin himself a nap
while 'is firs mate's all batten down th' hatches
and doin th' laundry!
Oy, I swear to th' winds, er capt'n's gettin soft as a rotter!

And fer that, I'll be sipping 'is ill-got brandy on th' side 'ere, aye me mateys. :wink:



DrizzleMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Aug 2005
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 887

05 Jan 2006, 4:35 pm

Arr, but the crow's nest be showing me some land! Land at hand an' a village to pillage! Remember lads, pillage before burn, especially after sea!


_________________
The plural of platypus.


Neuroman
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jul 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,892
Location: 1134

05 Jan 2006, 11:42 pm

oi. get me' some grog, boys. gotta be alart fer th pillagin'!

arright then, hoist th jolly roger, an all ashore fer findin th gold!


_________________
Raised by Wolves

if you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill