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05 Jan 2006, 1:13 pm

arrright mateys. thets an awful lot o' brandy in thet waassshaill....
dinna mind if i take a little rest ri' 'ere.
You, Cade, mind th' pot, an' if ye spy a pretty lady wearin' gaultier, invite 'er aboard, but lock up th' gold firs....
mind ye, lock up th' go.........


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05 Jan 2006, 1:32 pm

Aye, Aye, Capt'n Jack.
Is be leavin' them bootys alone if yer goin to be a 'fussin about.
Methinks this 'ere ship's too small to be 'avin' th' capt'n in a sour mood, aye.

Is don't mind me mindin th' wassil and yer gold.
But don't y' be too surprised if ye come back
and find yer pot a wee bit dry and yer gold a'gon a missin'! Har har har!

And Is prob'ly won't be ey'in fer any purty lassies, y'hear!
Is like them hansum, strapin' men! Aye, me mate!



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05 Jan 2006, 1:46 pm

(rouses himself)
'ere, wot's this firs mate?
Ye be not willin ta find a little comfort fer ye cap'n?
get all th' pretty men ye like (but leave the Depp fellow fer Veti), but don' fergit yer cap'n!
not seein' ta th' needs of yer cap'n, why, thet's - thet's -
Thet's mutiny!
thet's............zzzzzzzzzzzz......


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05 Jan 2006, 1:55 pm

awwright boys an girls, sing along wi' me:
We're drinkin' an sitmmin' an' stimmin' and drinkin'
and drimmin' and stinkin'
and wimmen and thinkin' an........
an swimmen and dinkin...
zzzzzzzzz


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05 Jan 2006, 2:30 pm

Depp? Argh! Veti can 'ave 'im. The fishes can 'ave 'im!
Hes givin' we pirates a bad name, I say
why, prancin' about in them purty frocks and
'is purty hair cleaner than this 'ere deck!
What self-respectin' pirate would make a name fer himself like that! Har!

Oy, me capt'n, I ain't be not carin 'bout yer needs
I knows me place 'round 'ere
and I won't want y' throwin me down below
If I see a girlie to yer likin' Is bring her 'round
Har! Maybe Is should bring Depp's little French girlie 'round?
Maybe she 'ave a 'ankerin for a real pirate by now!



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05 Jan 2006, 2:37 pm

Aye, th' capt'n be sleeping sound, but this 'ere wasshail is makin me feels like singin me a jig...

"What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
What do y' do with a drunken sailor,
ear-ley in th' morn-in'!"



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05 Jan 2006, 2:38 pm

ere, nae little french girl fer me. i'd be areared o breakin 'er. gi me a nice pirate wench, winsome and strong ta arm wrestle me under th' table an'
well? be off wi' ye! we're nae gitten younger an' th' brews gettin cold.
an' lass ? ye bin lookin at me crew. us cap'ns, now, we got a image t' uphol.....
's all aboot appearances. ye canna get a gal if ye stink.
oy! cabin boy! splash some water on me! gotta look presennable.........zzzzzz


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05 Jan 2006, 3:53 pm

arright boys an girls, cap'n jack be takin is nap now.....


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05 Jan 2006, 4:14 pm

Argh! First th' capt'n's all drinkin and stimmin
and callin for some wimmin
and now he's takin himself a nap
while 'is firs mate's all batten down th' hatches
and doin th' laundry!
Oy, I swear to th' winds, er capt'n's gettin soft as a rotter!

And fer that, I'll be sipping 'is ill-got brandy on th' side 'ere, aye me mateys. :wink:



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05 Jan 2006, 4:35 pm

Arr, but the crow's nest be showing me some land! Land at hand an' a village to pillage! Remember lads, pillage before burn, especially after sea!


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05 Jan 2006, 11:42 pm

oi. get me' some grog, boys. gotta be alart fer th pillagin'!

arright then, hoist th jolly roger, an all ashore fer findin th gold!


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06 Jan 2006, 2:57 am

Arrigthy then, now me got th laundry done 'n put away
I say, 'is 'ere town er ripe fer pillagin!

oy, capt'n, me 'ead be achin still
it be takin th spirit out me swashbucklin'
Arrrgh



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07 Jan 2006, 5:50 pm

Cade wrote:
Depp? Argh! Veti can 'ave 'im. The fishes can 'ave 'im!
Hes givin' we pirates a bad name, I say
why, prancin' about in them purty frocks and
'is purty hair cleaner than this 'ere deck!
What self-respectin' pirate would make a name fer himself like that! Har!
ER.
'ere's a bit o' information about me namesake - it warn't thet pretty boy Sparrow, neither. But 'e was, well, 'ere's th' bit:

"...Captain Jack Rackham, also known as Calico Jack. It is said that Jack was a flamboyantly handsome and debonair man that the ladies made much over..."

http://www.piratesinfo.com/biography/bi ... icle_id=26

don' let th' title fool ya - there's a plenty informatio about Calico Jack in there....


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08 Jan 2006, 6:47 am

arrrgh!
arright ye lubbers!
give a welcome aboard ta me new (er, mew) first mate! 'er name be Gimp, an' she be a giftie from nirrti_rachelle, an' appears courtesy o' drizzleman, who directed me to GIMP:

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three cheers, boys an' girls!

yo ho! yo ho! yo ho!


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13 Jan 2006, 8:31 am

He be a rugged wretch. I'd sail of the edge of old plantook under his heiveho matey.