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20 Mar 2008, 7:10 am

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This is, undeniably, the worst song ever written:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeZVH1o31w


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Call an ambulance!

I need to be admitted to a psych ward after listening to that!

That was awful!

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20 Mar 2008, 10:29 am

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Ween TRY and sound like that?

good lord!


yes, that's their whole shtick. Trust me, they're much better live.


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20 Mar 2008, 3:38 pm

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Any song by linkin park, avril lavigne or britney spheres, I also think all modern pop punk is total crap such as rancid, good charlotte, sum 41, is nothing but noise.


Rancid are 'modern pop punk'???



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21 Mar 2008, 12:39 am

Avril Lavigne's cover of Chop Suey. I actually like the original song by System of a Down, but Avril did a cover of it live that hit the internet and is just utterly painful to listen to.



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21 Mar 2008, 10:38 am

This is the worst song of the year (if you can even call it a song). The comments are also hilariously bad:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZCV95SCXE


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21 Mar 2008, 5:37 pm

JohnHopkins wrote:
spudnik wrote:
Any song by linkin park, avril lavigne or britney spheres, I also think all modern pop punk is total crap such as rancid, good charlotte, sum 41, is nothing but noise.


Rancid are 'modern pop punk'???

Just compared to real punk, I find rancid kind of lame, sorry about lumping them into the pop punk category, but compared to the stuff I listened in the 70's, their style comes off as bratty, and not nihilistic as what I sort of expect from punk.



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22 Mar 2008, 6:59 pm

I bet most people here have never heard 'Pineapple Princess' by Annette Funicello.

Don't bother. It's horrible.


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22 Mar 2008, 7:08 pm

spudnik wrote:
JohnHopkins wrote:
spudnik wrote:
Any song by linkin park, avril lavigne or britney spheres, I also think all modern pop punk is total crap such as rancid, good charlotte, sum 41, is nothing but noise.


Rancid are 'modern pop punk'???

Just compared to real punk, I find rancid kind of lame, sorry about lumping them into the pop punk category, but compared to the stuff I listened in the 70's, their style comes off as bratty, and not nihilistic as what I sort of expect from punk.


They have a hell of a lot more credibility than the pop-punk bands though. Offspring too. Rancid and Offspring got lumped in with Green Day and blink-182 (both bands I love, I must admit) but they're very little alike. Operation Ivy, who were kind of the precursor to Rancid and very influential, formed I think in the mid or even early eighties - the members of Rancid have been around and been punk for aaaaages. They're not the same as s**t like Simple Plan, man.



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22 Mar 2008, 9:41 pm

'Money in the Bank' - by John Anderson, country-western singer

(song is so nasal-sounding that I want to rip my hair out whenever I have the misfortune of hearing it)


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23 Mar 2008, 8:35 am

Bubbly - Colbie Caillat

Is it possible to write something so... without poetry and brain power?

There's another one, but I don't want to look it up and I forgot the name.


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23 Mar 2008, 10:20 pm

Lovely Ladylumps - Black Eyed Peas
every song by Fergie
dont know the "artist" but its some rap song where all the guy says is "This is why i'm hot, this is why i'm hot, this is why i'm hot"



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24 Mar 2008, 7:10 pm

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"Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton

. . . although Muskrat Love is in competition for first place, as far as I'm concerned . . .

Kris


In a three way tie for worst with 'Afternoon Delight' by The Starland Vocal Band.


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24 Mar 2008, 8:11 pm

Honey-Bobby Goldsboro
Universal Soldier
In the Ghetto-Elvis Presley
Almost all commercial jingles



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25 Mar 2008, 7:46 am

Crank That - Soulja Boy
Piece of Me - Britney Spears (hell, anything by Britney Spears and her ex-husband Cletus)
Pretty much any rap except for M.I.A. and "La Vie Est Belle" by MC Solaar
The boot-in-your-ass song



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25 Mar 2008, 9:26 am

MorrisonZeppelin wrote:
Lovely Ladylumps - Black Eyed Peas
every song by Fergie
dont know the "artist" but its some rap song where all the guy says is "This is why i'm hot, this is why i'm hot, this is why i'm hot"


that rap song (i'm not a fan of hip-hop, but i'm basically a walking music encyclopedia) is called "This is Why I'm Hot" by some guy named MiMs. The only reason I know this is because this said person's second song flopped completely on the Billboard Hot 100, not only dooming him to the fate of a 1-hit wonder but also proving his is indeed not hot. I love irony.
There are two other things that are funny about this song
1. He proclaims he's hot because he's fly, and is fly because he's hot.
2. He never actually gets around to saying WHY he's hot, only explaining how hot he is (and like I said, he's actually not).
Don't worry about not knowing who sings that song. Alot of modern rap for all I know is by the same person. It's all cookie cutter dancable stuff and sadly no one is interested in people like Dizzee Rascal or Aesop Rock or The Streets who actually rap well .

Soulja Boy is also pretty awful.
I do kinda like that Kanye West song "Stronger" because it sent Daft Punk album sales up at the record store I frequent.

A few other songs I hate:
"Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit. Which killed the song entirely.
"I Jus' Lie" by Snot. I don't hate the band, and I don't hate the song very much, but its bands like Snot that caused Limp Bizkit to happen.
"Butterfly" by Crazy Town. I already mentioned this, but it bares repeating: this song is awful
anything by Nickelback, because its all really the same exact song over and over.
anything by Good Charlotte. Because they're not punk and they'll never be.


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