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kevv729
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22 Oct 2005, 5:53 am

What have you learned, I am wiser than little you, can ever be in living life.

My child.

Would you learn to live life, not as evil sock puppet that you are.

You need to think my sock puppet a little better, to truly understand for us all.

You are young and don't yet understand what LIFE IS FOR US ALL.

Will You Even Learn that.

My little child.

MAYBE!! !

If you can.

Thing to remember I am who Iam Grand God Almighty of the Internet

Ponder and wonder this so:


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22 Oct 2005, 10:00 pm

Do the rolling stones know that you stole their song lyrics? I'm sure Mick and Keith will be happy to 'reward' you for the effort.

They're my good friends and dukes of nastiness in OPERATION: KAOS KONTROL



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23 Oct 2005, 12:34 am

Yeah, Yeah!!

Whatever I steal nobodies songs or lyrics they are my own.

My poor little child.

When will you grow up.

My poor little child.

When will you learn.

My poor little child.

When will you come back to the light.

When will you forsake the darkness.

When will you see the true light.

My poor little child.

Ponder and wonder these things:


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23 Oct 2005, 12:43 am

please allow me to introduce myself - i’m a woman of wealth and taste. pleased to meet you. hope you guessed my name.



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23 Oct 2005, 2:57 am

Hi

Glad to meet You. I am a man of wealth and taste too. Pleased to meet such a woman. So what is Your name?


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23 Oct 2005, 9:20 am

keith.



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23 Oct 2005, 10:18 am

vetivert wrote:
please allow me to introduce myself - i’m a woman of wealth and taste. pleased to meet you. hope you guessed my name.


I THOUGHT that was sympathy for the devil. looked it up. I was right!! !



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23 Oct 2005, 10:52 am

*whistles the theme tune to Sports Night*


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23 Oct 2005, 12:01 pm

LOL

I thought it was a good joke.


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24 Oct 2005, 4:15 am

The Stones are gunna give your noggin' a floggin' when I tell them about what's going on in here.

You're all naughty! Go sit in the corner and contemplate what you did wrong.

Tisk tisk tisk



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24 Oct 2005, 4:22 am

Yeah

Like I am really scared of some old rockies types.


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24 Oct 2005, 7:04 am

then you're a fool - EVERYONE should be scared of keith richards...

they can try and flog my noggin, if they like. if they think they're 'ard enough...



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24 Oct 2005, 8:11 am

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You're all naughty! Go sit in the corner and contemplate what you did wrong.


I'm naughty....but nice :wink:

(And...Just in case you're wondering....Wiiiiild Wiiiiild Horses Couldn't drag me awaaay...from this thread :lol: )


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25 Oct 2005, 1:34 am

So how am I a fool.

Keith Richards is just a man.

No man scaries me and never will.

That is how I see.


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25 Oct 2005, 7:13 am

kevv729 wrote:
Keith Richards is just a man.
No man scaries me and never will.
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Well, scientific research shows the Keith Richards is quite feminine, almost to the point of being female.

We conducted a random survey of bus commuters and asked them the following question:

"Do you think Keith Richards is a woman?"

98% of commuters said YES
2% drooled incoherrently (they ride the BUS for crying out loud!)

Intrigued by this development, we tested Keith's oestrogen levels, which were in fact... through the roof. Also, Keith Richards is now a Eunuch, due to a freak shotgun accident which impaired his "below the equator region".

For all intensive purposes, and due to a recent sex change operation, Keith Richards is in fact female.

Therefore:

kevv729 wrote:
No man scaries me and never will.


Maybe... but you didn't count on KEITHENA!

MAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! <--- (tyrannical laugh to envoke fear in the peasants)



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25 Oct 2005, 10:44 am

erm...

i did tell you my name is keith.

why does no-one ever listen to me... :cry: