Can you make me a sandwich?

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30 Apr 2008, 10:28 pm

I'm getting tired and probably will not be making myself a sandwich for lunch tomorrow before I go to bed, so that raises the question: Will you make me a sandwich?

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30 Apr 2008, 10:32 pm

LOL

Be nice, NeantHumain. :wink:

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30 Apr 2008, 10:35 pm

I would be HAPPY to, but I live too far away right now. 8-(

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30 Apr 2008, 10:36 pm

No please.

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01 May 2008, 12:32 am

I'd love to make you a sandwich, but I'd eat it. :O)

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01 May 2008, 1:07 am

I'd make you one if you paid postage, but I doubt it would ship well.

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01 May 2008, 1:10 am

~*~~*~*~~*~~waves magic wand in the air~~*~~*~*~~~**POOF!**

You're now a sandwich :lol:

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01 May 2008, 1:38 am

I work at Subway, and am sick of that s**t job. No, I will not make you a sandwich.

(I'm also kidding)

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01 May 2008, 2:26 am

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01 May 2008, 2:50 am

Of course I'll make you a sandwich. Caveat: Lab Pet's choice. Are you a mayonnaise or Miracle Whip type? I'm not asking because I care, but just to be polite. Personally, I prefer Miracle Whip and that's all I have anyway. Which raises the question of botulism. Did you know a thimble full of botulism will annihiliate all human life on this planet? I bring this up do to shipping. Did you factor this in?

I could mail your sandwhich Einstein express. This means it will arrive day before yesterday.

Do you like lunchmeat folded (restaurant style - ask the Subway employee above), or just flat? This is a moot point really - 'they' only fold lunchmeat to make it look fancy.

I like lettuce. Lots of lettuce. Not tomato and certainly not with that shipping dilemma. Yuck.

Skip it. Let's just do peanut butter and jelly. On Wonder Bread. Crustless. Deal?
Buy a bag of chips and you're ready for work. Sleep in.

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01 May 2008, 3:36 am

What do you want on your sandwich?

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01 May 2008, 3:41 am

NeantHumain - Thus far you already have 3 virtual sandwiches. Quit now, you're ahead.

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01 May 2008, 4:50 am

Why not pop out to the bakery and the butcher tomorrow morning and make up your own?

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01 May 2008, 4:56 am

ill make you one but u'll have to pay a visit to Scotland to collect it!lol

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01 May 2008, 5:01 am

No, I will not.

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01 May 2008, 5:20 am

I'll make you two, NeantHuman.

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