Serissa wrote:
GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES SPEECH THERAPY
((I really wish he would))
GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES LABOTOMY: NO NOTICABLE DIFFERENCE
MRS PACMAN, FAMOUS GHOSTHUNTER, UNDERGOES SEX CHANGE OPERATION: LOOSES RIBBON
SANTA CLAUS ARRESTED FOR B&E ON CHRISTMAS EVE
CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE SPOTTED FLYING AROUND THE EARTH AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
WOMAN IN JERSEY GIVES BIRTH TO 17 GUINEA PIGS: HUSBAND SUSPECTS ADULTERY
The second to last one is tasteless AND inaccurate- Superman didn't fly at the speed of light, did he?