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Serissa
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05 Nov 2005, 7:39 pm

mjs82 wrote:
Serissa wrote:
GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES SPEECH THERAPY

((I really wish he would))



GEORGE BUSH UNDERGOES LABOTOMY: NO NOTICABLE DIFFERENCE
MRS PACMAN, FAMOUS GHOSTHUNTER, UNDERGOES SEX CHANGE OPERATION: LOOSES RIBBON
SANTA CLAUS ARRESTED FOR B&E ON CHRISTMAS EVE
CHRISTOPHER REEVES CORPSE SPOTTED FLYING AROUND THE EARTH AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
WOMAN IN JERSEY GIVES BIRTH TO 17 GUINEA PIGS: HUSBAND SUSPECTS ADULTERY


The second to last one is tasteless AND inaccurate- Superman didn't fly at the speed of light, did he?

It still made me laugh though.



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05 Nov 2005, 8:49 pm

PORN INDUSTRY SUES JACK THOMPSON FOR SLANDER



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05 Nov 2005, 9:34 pm

BUSH CLAIMS GOD TOLD HIM TO INVADE IRAQ - GOD DENIES EVERYTHING

TWO HURRICANES DEVASTATE USA COAST - BUSH DENIES EVERYTHING

POPE DENIES HE LET GAY PRIESTS SLIP IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR



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08 Nov 2005, 12:48 am

Hmm... I'm detecting alot of anti-bush sentiment there...


VOLCANO ON TEENAGER'S ACNE RIDDLED FACE ERUPTS - WHOLE TOWN DESTROYED
PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN KILL FIVE AT DISNEYLAND
THE NEW DIET CRAZE SWEEPING HOLLYWOOD: STARVATION
WOMAN CLAIMS BABY IS HALF-ALIEN/HALF-INBRED (HALF CORRECT)
TIME TRAVELLER FROM 2029 BUYS UP ALL THE WASHING MACHINES HE CAN FIND ON E-BAY
PRESIDENT BUSH SUPPORTS CHILDHOOD EDUCATION: (ENROLS IN YEAR ONE FINALLY)