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Sarcastic_Name
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11 Dec 2005, 6:14 pm

Yeah.


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11 Dec 2005, 7:55 pm

Whats your pet?

Your pets a turtle.

Your nose a hamster.

My nose a hamster?

My nose a ferret.

Yorpets a turtle. Minos a ferret. Yornos a hamster.



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21 Aug 2007, 8:05 am

fahreeq wrote:
97X...the future of rock and roll!

Qantas. Q-A-N-T-A-S. Qantas never crashed.

97X - Bam! The future of rock and roll!

97X - Bam! The future of rock and roll!

97X - Bam! The future of rock and roll!

Even thinking of that line cracks me up every time.


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21 Aug 2007, 8:06 am

hecate wrote:
i'm an excellent driver
i'm an excellent driver
i'm an excellent driver
i'm an excellent driver
i'm an excellent driver
i'm an excellent driver.


Bollox I was gonna say that. :lol: :lol:

Meh.

I'm an excellent driver. :D



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21 Aug 2007, 12:09 pm

My dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.



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21 Aug 2007, 12:19 pm

This is not my room.

Definitely not my room.


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21 Aug 2007, 12:27 pm

Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.


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21 Aug 2007, 1:21 pm

Doctor: Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond: 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor: Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond: 'Bout a hundred dollars.



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21 Aug 2007, 1:48 pm

QANTAS has NO Crashes, yeah, no crashes.



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21 Aug 2007, 4:53 pm

Thirteen minutes to Judge Wapner and 'The People's Court.'



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21 Aug 2007, 4:57 pm

Orange soda.
Has to be in a can with a straw.
:lol: Love this thread



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21 Aug 2007, 5:48 pm

Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.



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21 Aug 2007, 5:51 pm

Tuesday is pancake day......
Uh Oh..... there is no syrup... how come there is no syrup on the table...



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21 Aug 2007, 7:04 pm

Definately. Definately a case of necromancy.



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22 Aug 2007, 8:43 am

Vern my main man, my main man Vern.

Got to get my boxers in KMart, KMart Cincinatti.



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22 Aug 2007, 8:57 am

I have nine cats. Cats are excellent pets. The name for a group of nine is an ennead.