A friend is a person who, when you've been bitten by a snake, will call 911 and stay with you until you get out of the hospital.
A true friend is a person who, when you've been bitten on the butt by a snake, will call 911 and then suck the poison out before the paramedics arrive.
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No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.