The crimes of Obama

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burnse22
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01 Sep 2008, 2:49 pm

Obama most emphatically did not get Bristol Palin pregnant.

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01 Sep 2008, 2:56 pm

Didn't he kill off the dinosaurs?

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01 Sep 2008, 3:29 pm

burnse22 wrote:

Obama most emphatically did not get Bristol Palin pregnant.

Yes he did.

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01 Sep 2008, 3:32 pm

Orwell wrote:

burnse22 wrote:

Obama most emphatically did not get Bristol Palin pregnant.

Yes he did.

You're right, he did.

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01 Sep 2008, 5:01 pm

Obama fired a flaming arrow at the Hindenburg and stole Charles Lindbergh's baby.
He also put an ice pick into Trotsky's head and you remember the guy that shot Archduke Ferdinand - the group wasn't called the BLACK hand for nothing.

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01 Sep 2008, 5:08 pm

What? This is purposeful absurdity...

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01 Sep 2008, 5:31 pm

:shameonyou: Something very naughty was written here a few minutes ago. Shame on me.

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01 Sep 2008, 5:32 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

What? This is purposeful absurdity...

Ayyyyy...we're having fun! Can't we have fun?

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01 Sep 2008, 5:40 pm

Orwell wrote:

burnse22 wrote:

Obama most emphatically did not get Bristol Palin pregnant.

Yes he did.

*cue interracial porn image with bristol and obama's faces superimposed on*

actually that'd be a funny way to derail the obama campaign.

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01 Sep 2008, 9:15 pm

Obama is why my recent relationship didn't work out.

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02 Sep 2008, 10:32 am

burnse22 wrote:

Obama most emphatically did not get Bristol Palin pregnant.

And you've done a DNA test that proves that ??? They can easily find a young dude to take credit (especially if he has been to the honeypot) - but we cannot automatically rule out Obama's role in this matter.

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02 Sep 2008, 12:06 pm

sarah palin would NEVER let a black man near her daughter.

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02 Sep 2008, 8:55 pm

And you know this to be a fact HOW???

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02 Sep 2008, 9:09 pm

conservative bible-beating* white woman from an all-white state who is a republican...a party known for hating black people (see: condoleeza rice, colin powell, reaganomics, where crack-cocaine comes from, strom thurmond).

*new term i'm trying...screw thumping, these jerks beat the damned book into the ground

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02 Sep 2008, 11:49 pm

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*new term i'm trying...screw thumping, these jerks beat the damned book into the ground

Hmm, not bad. It's not original to me, but I've always liked the term "god-bothering", or "god-botherer" myself. It lacks that alliteration though, "bible beating" is catchy...

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03 Sep 2008, 5:34 am

Dox47 wrote:

skafather84 wrote:

*new term i'm trying...screw thumping, these jerks beat the damned book into the ground

Hmm, not bad. It's not original to me, but I've always liked the term "god-bothering", or "god-botherer" myself. It lacks that alliteration though, "bible beating" is catchy...

i was also being ironic in saying "damned book" when referring to the bible...was hoping some christians would laugh at that one.

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