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23 Aug 2008, 10:47 pm

today my super power is, making fart sounds with my armpit. :lol:

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24 Aug 2008, 12:03 am

Today mine is finding interesting and useful things in apartment complex dumpsters

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24 Aug 2008, 12:30 am

Thats how I use to furnish my apartment, found a great portable bbq, and a computer chair and tons of computers and parts.

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24 Aug 2008, 2:33 am

I would get a set of frickin' laser beams installed in my eyes, so if someone pissed me off, I would just glare at them. ZAP!

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24 Aug 2008, 2:43 am

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24 Aug 2008, 5:17 am

mind reading, and maybe mind control for animals (in case I get lost in the woods or something )

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24 Aug 2008, 6:01 am

"""The power to hear anyone who says the R Word
and bee-yotch slap them all the way to Hell."""

...still not getting what the "R" word is, 12 hours later i`ve gone through
every word.. baffled

And i almost posted a guess, but then it hit me i cant guess on
this, what if i get it right

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24 Aug 2008, 6:47 am

Maybe it is that word that is often used to call someone you think is not very smart but is meant to be for someone who is unable to speak (*e*a*d) could that be it.

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24 Aug 2008, 7:59 am

CelticRose wrote:

MrSinister wrote:

Armoured skin and the ability to roll into a ball.

You want to be an armadillo? :wink:

Hey, there's a good supervillain out there called the Armadillo. And wouldn't you love being bulletproof and being able to smash into bank vaults just by doing a forward roll?

See, there's method in my madness. Although armadillos are awesome anyway, so does there need to be any?

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The power to hear anyone who says the R Word
and bee-yotch slap them all the way to Hell.

R word??? *trying to think of bad R words*...zilch...

I'm guessing the R-word in question might well be "retarded". Just a guess, mind you...

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24 Aug 2008, 8:04 am

Quote:

I'm guessing the R-word in question might well be "retarded". Just a guess, mind you...

Hey that was my guess

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24 Aug 2008, 10:07 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

The power to hear anyone who says the R Word
and bee-yotch slap them all the way to Hell.

claire333 wrote:

R word??? *trying to think of bad R words*...zilch...

MrSinister wrote:

I'm guessing the R-word in question might well be "retarded". Just a guess, mind you...

That's what I took it to be. That or retard. That one should be considered just as bad as the N-word.

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24 Aug 2008, 12:24 pm

Reality warping because it simply gives you the greatest possibilities.

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24 Aug 2008, 12:32 pm

Fnord wrote:

Omniscience.

With this, I could attain immortality, eternal youth, telekinesis, invisibility, and all the other "powers" and abilities listed in this thread.

I didn't read your answer before I posted mine and I think your solution is the best here

And having attained such a level of power, we could become self-proclaimed dictators of the Universe :twisted:

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24 Aug 2008, 2:40 pm

Irulan wrote:

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Omniscience.

With this, I could attain immortality, eternal youth, telekinesis, invisibility, and all the other "powers" and abilities listed in this thread.

I didn't read your answer before I posted mine and I think your solution is the best here

And having attained such a level of power, we could become self-proclaimed dictators of the Universe :twisted:

"We"?

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24 Aug 2008, 2:43 pm

Fnord wrote:

Irulan wrote:

Fnord wrote:

Omniscience.

With this, I could attain immortality, eternal youth, telekinesis, invisibility, and all the other "powers" and abilities listed in this thread.

I didn't read your answer before I posted mine and I think your solution is the best here

And having attained such a level of power, we could become self-proclaimed dictators of the Universe :twisted:

"We"?

No man (oh, sorry, GOD :twisted:

) shouldn't be so egoistic :twisted:

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24 Aug 2008, 2:49 pm

Irulan wrote:

Fnord wrote:

Irulan wrote:

Fnord wrote:

Omniscience.

With this, I could attain immortality, eternal youth, telekinesis, invisibility, and all the other "powers" and abilities listed in this thread.

I didn't read your answer before I posted mine and I think your solution is the best here

And having attained such a level of power, we could become self-proclaimed dictators of the Universe :twisted:

"We"?

No man (oh, sorry, GOD :twisted:

) shouldn't be so egoistic :twisted:

Please, don't call me "GOD" ... althoug I forgive your presumption ... and in my infinite wisdom, I grant you a planet to rule, on spec. A small, blue, mostly harmless world in the rimward portion of the Sagittarius Sector. Bring the slime up to full sentience in a hundred millenia, and you may have an entire nebula for your very own...

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