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25 Aug 2008, 1:00 am

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Now I, like all good Canadians eat Poutine, play hockey, own an axe for chopping them trees down, have pet a beaver, and no doubt aboot it, use the metric system...

But...you know something-the foul stench America gives off that looms into our great country has led me thinking...
We need to strike.

Canada on strike!!
We're not your friends guys!



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25 Aug 2008, 1:20 am

I agree, only Canada should invade Wrong Planet and turn it into Hoser Planet, and we should force non Canadians to drink beer and eat back bacon smothered in gallons of maple syrup, and if they get oot of line be made to listen to Celine Dion till their heads explode.



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25 Aug 2008, 1:35 am

spudnik wrote:
I agree, only Canada should invade Wrong Planet and turn it into Hoser Planet, and we should force non Canadians to drink beer and eat back bacon smothered in gallons of maple syrup, and if they get oot of line be made to listen to Celine Dion till their heads explode.



I love Celine Dion. she's got some good stuff, and I dip my bacon in syrup a lot.


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25 Aug 2008, 12:40 pm

Any good Canadian hates Celine Dion



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25 Aug 2008, 12:47 pm

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25 Aug 2008, 12:49 pm

How about Bryan Adams, i hear the goverment have appologized
for him on several occations :) (south park)



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25 Aug 2008, 12:50 pm

yes,,,that is a black mark on our great history



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25 Aug 2008, 12:52 pm

^
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The pet beaver i didnt know about, can you train it to bitchslap
people with its mighty tail? :)

Oh, forget it, you have pet a beaver, i misread



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25 Aug 2008, 12:53 pm

You love Celine Dion, because that was our plan to subdue you silly Americans, with our outrageous accents, now go away before we wave our privet parts at your mothers.
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25 Aug 2008, 1:02 pm

Just remember not to leave your beavers exposed.


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25 Aug 2008, 2:32 pm

Pet beave topic

Now what is there to strike about?

Celine Dion
Stephane Dion
Marcel Dionne
Dionne Quints
Dionne Warwick(oops...Detroit! :lol:)

Seriously, though. These assorted D's are famously Canadian. No need to strike here.


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25 Aug 2008, 4:19 pm

you see, I do not like living in America. Yeah, sure, it is an ok place, but it is so corrupt! and to be an American is to have big cars and eat a lot of food so you get fast and be ignorant of all other countries and cultures! WTF!! !! !!


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25 Aug 2008, 6:57 pm

I like living in the US, but that pet beaver thing sounds pretty good too.



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25 Aug 2008, 7:05 pm

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25 Aug 2008, 7:10 pm

Does that mean no more maple sryup?



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25 Aug 2008, 7:48 pm

yes nothing Canadian!