ProtossX wrote:
i hate fat chicks and that im perfectly fine waitin for the one thatrs right for me... or should i tap every fat person that wants some and feel like crap?
I pity the girl who falls for you... wait, no I don't, because I have no respect for girls who go after your type. And by the way you post around here, I doubt you'll be 'tapping' anything soon that isn't part of your anatomy in order to determine whether or not it REALLY makes you feel like crap.
Ah well, more big girls for the rest of us. They cuddle so well, ya know. And they tend to be very playful and real and nice. If you're dead set on a skinny supermodel type, might I suggest cutting a length of wood from behind the shop to go to bed with? A nicely sanded 2x6 about 5.5' long should do quite well. Fill and tape some disproportionately large water balloons about 3/4 toward one end and drill an adequately-sized hole just over half way down toward the other end, and voila! You have yourself society's ideal woman. And unlike most women you may run across, she can't say no to you!