Very Funny joke!! !! !! (rated PG-13)

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heres the joke ............... its Rated PG-13 so if you dont want to read it leave
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Mary was a little girl who didn't like school very much. She often fell asleep in class.

One day she was in RE class (religion), and she fell asleep i her chair.
Behind her sat a little boy named jimmy holding a sharp pin.
Her teacher asked her "Mary who is our savior the one who payed for our sins", mary didn't awake to answer the question.
Jimmy poked mary with his pin in her back, and instantly she jumped up and shouted "jesus christ",
"very good mary" said the teacher

Some minutes late, the teacher asked her " Mary who is the one who is our creator"?
Again mary remained in her slumber so again jimmy came to the rescue and poked mary with the pin again, and she jumped up and shouted "oh my god",
"excellent mary", said the teacher

And again 5 minutes later the teacher asked her "Mary what did eve say to adam, when she was about to give birth to there 23rd child"
once again jimmy poked mary with the pin,
then mary jumped up, turned to jimmy and said
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME I WILL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR ***"

The teacher fainted.

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How very crude

thats why i put the warning PG-13

Lame... Almost as lame as the "Oh God, I'm coming" joke.

Not too bad, I think I have head some shorter varients of this before.

If you were Polish, you'd have Jasio instead of Mary in your joke . Jasio is short for Jan - our version of John - and he's a little boy who is still having crazy, funny adventures at home and school. Jokes about Jasio are extremely popular here - only jokes about "woman who goes to a doctor" outnumber them .

I prefer the ones about the rabbit (zajączek )

very funny Raven, although I'd skip the "teacher fainted" bit

Are you from Poland too?

Those typical jokes about rabbit, bear and wolf usually seem a bit boring to me because majority of them are very similar, boiling down to fox having sex with them all but I like this one in which bear opens a store and rabbit wants to buy some amount of salt but bear hasn't bought scales yet because he just starts so he says that he's going to pour that salt to his bag "on the eye" which here is an idiom for "roughly" - approximately - so rabbit got angry and shouts pissed off: "Pour this salt on your own eye, you moron!! !"

Last edited by Irulan on 12 Sep 2008, 2:48 am, edited 1 time in total.

yep, I sure am



heheh

yeah I know a few good ones but they unfortunately are impossible to translate :p

Nobody learns Polish until he's forced




Like this cool riddle about the name of a "train to Zakopane city" which can also mean "sex drive towards the buried" so the answer is necrophilia

Meh, not my kind of joke. Religious jokes don't interest me.

ha ha ha, loved it, nice joke. ty

Never heard that one before but thats funny

lioness, are you takin a piss...?