Doug Stanhope: A Real American Hero

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Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.

Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.

These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.

I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.

We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.

You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.

Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.

I empathize with the amount of attention, pressure and possibly out-right threats you are getting to give birth against your will and I understand that at your age, you may go through with it no matter how much you don't want to. Either way, you have inspired me to try to make a difference.

Even if you cannot take my offer, I will still use my money or money donated through this page to pay for at least one abortion for a disadvantaged teenage girl each year for the rest of my life in the name of your mother. And in my will, I shall have a good portion of my estate turned into the Sarah J Palin Abortion Fund that will help girls from all walks of life from destroying their lives and our natural resources by having children.

You are not alone, Bristol. There are many of us out here who care.

Please show Bristol you care by either donating or signing the guestbook to let her know that there is true love for her outside of her current surroundings.



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Now, I understand that Bristol could never ever take this offer; she'd be dead within a year if she did; but, to offer it also for a free abortion to just someone else and really take this up and champion it like this...it's just very amazing and I salute Mr. Doug Stanhope.

Interesting publicity stunt. No way she'll accept the money, though it would be interesting if she did. That would probably be one of the most devastating "October Surprises" we've seen in a while.

Someone would most likely kill her within the year if she did. If not related to the party or her family somehow then some "pro-life" wackjob who couldn't take their idol crushing their hearts. You know: the kind of wack job that bombs abortion clinics.


...or is it only okay to talk condescendingly about islamic terrorists only? Sorry but sometimes I get the vibe that some...okay, a lot of people just have a problem with muslims and not simply the extremists within the group.

Somehow I don't think she'd actually be killed. Have there been any abortion clinic bombings lately? I don't remember hearing about them recently.

they're just not news-worthy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion-r ... ted_States

A grand total of 7 deaths from anti-abortion activists, the most recent a decade ago. Hardly comparable to the actions of Islamic terrorists seven years and two days ago now. In any case, neither mainstream Muslims nor mainstream pro-lifers are violent terrorists. It is dishonest to use the actions of a handful of fringe lunatics to put down any group.

That wasn't my point so much as it was the seeming double standard despite the rarity of the instances. Tolerance of an intolerable act is still intolerable even if once per year.

And my original point wasn't so much to paint all as that but rather that such a move can attract attention of the very, very far wings and considering the potential political implications too, he could be up for a very convenient overdose sometime soon.

LMAO! Someone sympathizing with a "victim" by wanting to murder her unborn child!

You hacks are really something!


"Your father grounded you again, huh? I feel for ya, let me murder him and it'll be alright."