I've been doing some research on Gah and backtracking how it could've been effectively used throughout history to enlighten the human race. Now, using computer technology and Microsoft Word, I've been able to update several historical speeches to incorporate this wordakint we've all come to know as Gah. Both are important American presidential speeches, in respect of Thanksgiving Day in the US.
The Gettysburg Address of the Civil War:
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Four score and seven years a Gah, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Gah, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created... Gah!
Now we are engaged in a Gah civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a Gah battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here Gah... their lives that that nation might live. Skipping a few beats...
That from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they Gah the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in Gah — that this nation, under Gah, shall Gah a new Gah of freedom — and that Gahverment of the Gah, by the Gah, for the Gah, shall not perish from the Gah. GAH!
The Pullman Address of the Inter-Planetary War:
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GAH MORNING! In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of Gah. "Gah." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty Gah anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of Gah, and you will once again be fighting for our Gah... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. GAH! We are fighting for our right to GAH! To exist! And should we win the day, the Fourth of Gah will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the Gah the Gah declared in one Gah: "We will not Gah quietly into the Gah! We will not Gah without a Gah!" We're Gah to Gah Gah! We're Gah to survive! Today we Gah our Independence Gah!
GAH BLESS!