Stupid jokes

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Seeing as how we have a place for intelligent jokes we also need a place for stupid jokes for people who dont feel like being intelligent . Ill start off.

Whats the differnce between ignorance and apathy?
I dont know and I dont care .

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q: what did the fish say when he swam in to a wall?

a: "dam!"

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken

A baby seal walks into a club...

OK here is something I saw on TV the other morning and really made me laugh. I laugh at stupid jokes alot so I guess this one probably is..

There are 4 people dressed in "weather" costumes. A Sun, a Raindrop, a Snowflake, and I 4 get what the other one was. Well anyways,

The Sun Asks the Raindrop, "So, how about going to the beach this Saturday"

Raindrop Replies "No, I already have plans to go to someones parade"

LOL

Get it, Rain on someones Parade!! ! LOL

q: why did the woman cross the road?

a: never mind that- what was she doing out of the kitchen?

she tore off her blouse and said "make me feel like a woman!"
he ripped off his shirt and replied "here, iron this!"

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and it's so heavy that if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would probably kill you?

A pool table.

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What happened to the man who tried to enter the country with a calculator and protractor?

He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

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:throws various veggies at everyone who has posted here so far... including myself:

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Dorethys husband flew somewhere and the planes motto was something about legs. A stewardess got confused he got lucky and they were living in Hawaii. It was on Golden Girls.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was chicken.

Why do golfers carry two pairs of pants? in case they get a hole in one.

Two peanuts were leaving a bar. One was assulted.

Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies!

*Burps alphabet*.

Two men walked into a bar, another one ducked.

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[swearing removed by lau] ... as long as we smile"
Im tired of smiling.

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lol think about what kinda bar it is.

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"we never get respect ... never a fair trial
[swearing removed by lau] ... as long as we smile"
Im tired of smiling.

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