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17 Jan 2009, 9:34 pm

Yeah, I've been wondering where they are, too. :shrug:

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17 Jan 2009, 9:52 pm

whoa! its alive!

and i just was about to write that i miss him too. o_O

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26 Jan 2009, 12:33 am

werbert wrote:

Yeah, I've been wondering where they are, too. :shrug:

In the words of Teddy Ruxpin "It's alive; It's alive". Werbert thanks for gracing me with your presence. I thought you must have passed over to the other world. So is this the once every few months post on WP? I wish you would liven up this place and part with some of your wisdom.

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27 Jan 2009, 8:07 pm

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I wish you would liven up this place and part with some of your wisdom.

Sorry, but if I parted with any more wisdom, I would be so stupid that I would be of no use to anybody. The only job I would be able to get would be something menial and demeaning, like a janitor or a reality TV star.

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27 Jan 2009, 9:13 pm

werbert wrote:

Ticker wrote:

I wish you would liven up this place and part with some of your wisdom.

Your Royal Werbertness ! !! You grace us with your Majestic Presence.

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27 Jan 2009, 9:50 pm

Werbert don't be so shy. We know you have more than enough gray matter to spare. Besides we have no one to impart wisdom since Bush left office. :lmao: Sorry just couldn't resist that one.

I think you should start your own cult Werbert. We could call it Werbertism. The Professor and I could become your first followers. Just come up with some weird rules then start a commune out in the desert.

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27 Jan 2009, 11:43 pm

Ticker wrote:

Werbert don't be so shy. We know you have more than enough gray matter to spare. Besides we have no one to impart wisdom since Bush left office. :lmao:

Sorry just couldn't resist that one.

I think you should start your own cult Werbert. We could call it Werbertism. The Professor and I could become your first followers. Just come up with some weird rules then start a commune out in the desert.

You beat me to the punch on the Bush joke.

Perhaps I could provide you with a Werbert Signal. Whenever you need me, just shine the signal into the sky and I shall be there.

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28 Jan 2009, 1:49 am

werbert wrote:

Ticker wrote:

Werbert don't be so shy. We know you have more than enough gray matter to spare. Besides we have no one to impart wisdom since Bush left office. :lmao:

You beat me to the punch on the Bush joke.

Perhaps I could provide you with a Werbert Signal. Whenever you need me, just shine the signal into the sky and I shall be there.

That's a cool idea. Will the Signal be like the one on X-Files where Mulder tapes the symbol to the window then shines the lamp on it?

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28 Jan 2009, 5:40 am

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... I think you should start your own cult Werbert. ....

you mean like the church of mustard?

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28 Jan 2009, 3:23 pm

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

Ticker wrote:

... I think you should start your own cult Werbert. ....

you mean like the church of mustard?

I'm not familiar with that one Bazza. Is that church from your neck of the woods? I was thinking something along the lines of a cult that passes out laced Kool-Aid so that we can all pass on together and travel to the other universe. :eew:

Ok I'm only joking... about the Kool-Aid.

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28 Jan 2009, 4:06 pm

^^ no that was a WP thing. Remember OWA's Church of Garlic?

Werbert's Church of Mustard came first.

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30 Jan 2009, 1:08 am

I have sensory issues with mustard. The ickiness of the smell bothers me. Maybe I wouldn't make a great groupie.

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30 Jan 2009, 1:50 am

BazzaMcKenzie wrote:

^^ no that was a WP thing. Remember OWA's Church of Garlic?

Werbert's Church of Mustard came first.

The Church of Garlic is very much still active. I currently only have two cloves of Garlic in my bedroom right now, because I gifted my best garlic to OWA for his birthday.

Anyway, Werbert, you should start posting again on here.

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30 Jan 2009, 10:17 pm

i blow up olive gardens when i need to signal to werbert. strangely, the people inside the restaurant laugh even harder when they're blown into the air. i believe uncle vinny has something to do with this.

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11 Feb 2009, 8:54 pm

tinky wrote:

I read in a magazine that blowing up Olive Gardens is the only way some people can show affection.

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11 Feb 2009, 8:56 pm

Werbert!! !! You posted!

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