OUR KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS - FUNNY STORIES!! !

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cataspie
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18 Feb 2009, 7:28 am

There was an artical in a paper about a 13 year old boy becoming a father.
My mother says 'theres a boy of only 13 years old having a baby'.
Son says 'i didnt know boys could have babies'.



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18 Feb 2009, 10:31 am

BellaDonna wrote:
RightGalaxy wrote:
BellaDonna wrote:
When my daughter was little we was once picking plums off a plum tree. I told her these are "plums."

The next we walk down the street and every tree she saw she would go "there's a bum" "I wanna bum." :lol:


Come to my home town. Cuz there really is a "bum" under every tree...especially in summer.


I wouldnt be so impressed if she that then.


no...no...I was only joking...that dollbaby should never see what is snoozin under trees around here. I apologize.



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23 Feb 2009, 4:30 pm

When my 13 yr old son was in Kindergarten, he said that he wanted to go live at Diamond's house. I said "Why?" The answer I got was "Because her mom lets her drink so much chocolate milk, her skin turned brown!"


My nephew is 3 and he really likes animal crackers but when he ask for them it sounds like animal then a swear word.


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23 Feb 2009, 9:33 pm

my 4 year old looked up in the sky a few weeks ago while we were talking about constellations. He asked me, "Which one is the big stripper?"

too funny, I'm saving that story for the teenage years.



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24 Feb 2009, 7:03 am

Son didn't want to use the toilet paper because it said 100% recycled toilet paper on the packaging.



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24 Feb 2009, 10:07 am

My son (almost 5) couldn't come up with the word for curtain, so called it a "window blanket"

My daughter (2) was looking at a book of trucks while we were driving in the car. She kept saying "what that? what that?" and pointing at something in the book. As I was driving, I could not see what she was pointing at. I asked my son to help her, and she said "porcupine". Being a book about trucks, I had no idea what she was looking at. My son then pointed out that she was looking at the farm trucks page, and it was a combine harvester.