OUR KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS - FUNNY STORIES!! !

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I just have to share this with all of you.

I was driving my 4 year old grand-daughter to school on Wednesday and she told me she knew God. When I asked her how, she said God was Josh (my son). She said his name is Ga (his nick name) and it sounds like God so he's God.
I was laughing so hard it was hard to concentrate on driving.

BTW: Ga is a french nick name for little boy (but I believe you spell it Gars).

If anyone else would like to share their funny stories, please do. What she said to me made my day and nothing could have dampered my spirits.
It's nice to see the sweet and funny side of our kids.

My daughter (age 3) generates quite a few gems that keep us chuckling and thinking. About a year ago, we were at Walgreens. She looked at the lighted words on the front of the store and asked, "Mommy, what does p-h-a-r-m-a-c-y spell?" I answered, "That spells pharmacy."

She thought about it for a moment, got really excited and shouted, "Oh! Pharmacy? Isn't that where the farm animals live???"

This is something I said myself when I was little. My parents still joke about it. I lived in a small city when I was a kid. One day when I was six, my parents took me to New York for the first time in my life. Before then, I've never seen a subway train. When I first saw one, I said: "Why does a subway train have a front on both ends?" The word "front" referred to what the front end of the train (the one facing the direction of travel) was supposed to look like. I was very surprised to see that the back end looked the same.

LOL Aspie1, I thought the same when I saw the monorail at Disneyworld, but I was 12 at the time.

My mum's friend told me about when her baby tried to say "duck" and it sounded like she was swearing, LOL.

Our power went out a couple days ago. My 9 year old said:

"Oh great, I can fix it!! ! It's simple really, I just need a solar panel and a bunch of coal!"

LOL
... I think I'm going to enjoy this thread.

My 6 year old son and I were looking at a weather website on the internet. He noticed that it said that it would be "Sunny Wednesday and Wednesday night".

My son told me that the website was wrong. I asked how it was wrong. He said "It can't be sunny at night. They should have said that Wednesday night will be "moony".

When my son was 3 or 4, he enjoyed watching the "Wallace and Gromit" cartoons. One of them had a machine where sheep would be tossed in, and would come out shaved wearing sweaters.

This is about when he first saw my computer printer printing a document, making that zipping sound. When he saw his drawing being printed on an ink jet. He said - "Here comes my picture, the machine is knitting paper."

LOL...Keep them coming. These posts make me smile no matter what kind of day I'm having.

When my son was 4 we were looking at his baby pictures and came across a ultrasound picture. I told my son that was him when he was in my tummy and he looked at me and said "you ate me"?

Just a few weeks ago he wanted to stop taking his karate class. He had been taking for a year and a half so I asked him if it was hard to say bye to his teacher and he said "no bye is a easy word". He's 9 years old now, but he's my aspie.

when i was 6 i deduced that infinity plus one equals infinity after my mom asked me what infinity plus one was... those were the days!

When my daughter was little we was once picking plums off a plum tree. I told her these are "plums."

The next we walk down the street and every tree she saw she would go "there's a bum" "I wanna bum."

My 4 year old was playing on his x-box, they have a new thing where you can make a person to resemble you so others can see it when you are online (though he doesn't go online he likes playing with the people. If you move the analog stick you can make them dizzy and their eyes spin.) sorry... tangent there, I do that.

4 year old: I like my new guy. He's really cool, he's a GIRL!! !

Adult: Wow, that's really nice. If it's a girl it is a she though.

2 year old: SHEEP SHEEP!! ! BAAAAAAA (crawling around like a sheep.)

When my son was 3 or 4 he told me that when he grew up he wanted to be a mommy.

Snapple fact: "An ant can lift 50 times its own weight"



6 year old child : " I don't think [aunt] Melissa can do that ...

My daughter use to say about every guy that walked past or waved to her. She would get really excited and say "that's my Dad!"