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QuirkyCarla
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18 Dec 2005, 6:08 am

ELLCIM wrote:
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I would like to ask what are some good pickup lines which I can use with girls I would love to date in university next year.


So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it!


No one exploits my quirkiness :(



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18 Dec 2005, 7:18 am

wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack

in a deep voice say:

"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"



/me waits for the rotten vegetables to be thrown



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18 Dec 2005, 11:50 am

mjs82 wrote:
wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack

in a deep voice say:

"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"



Or get thee a handlebar mustache, and try "I'm here to clean ze pool!"



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18 Dec 2005, 11:23 pm

QuirkyCarla wrote:
ELLCIM wrote:

So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it!


No one exploits my quirkiness :(


You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about?



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19 Dec 2005, 12:44 am

One I've had, by some loser at a dance, "Are your eyes a maze? Cause I'm lost."

One of my older friends has had some of these. *noticing a run in her stockings* "Is that a stairway to Heaven?" "Wanna share a sheet?" *in a uni lecture* and "Love the dress, may I see what's under it?"

Any more :roll:


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19 Dec 2005, 1:43 am

ELLCIM wrote:
QuirkyCarla wrote:
ELLCIM wrote:

So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it!


No one exploits my quirkiness :(


You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about?


Really? It looks like a smile to me, but I can't really tell


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