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A group of ninja! They would whoop that sissy boy!

A group of ninja or a school of chefs with Ginsu knives?

Ninja, even with two hands tied behind their backs would kick the cooks.

Ninja vs Pirates

Pirates. The Pirates would whoop the ninjas because they're methods are so unpredictable and unconventional.

Pirates or the original cast of The Sound of Music?

ooh... those kids from the sound of music would use their singing talent to implode the brains of their enemies. Seeing as how they're all blonde haired and blue eyed herrenvolk, how about this World War Three Battle.

The Singing Kids from the Sound of Music

versus

The Mini-Hitler Clone Kids from The Boys From Brazil

to find out which is truly the master race

The singing kids from the sound of msuic, because their dad would psych the hitler kids out, just like in the movie.

The singing kids from the sound of music, or a bad case of larangytis?

Larangytis, obviously! You can't sing with that!

A bad case of larangytis or a sea spider weilding an axe and spikey ball on a chain thing that spins around and hits people (I can't remember what it's called )?

The sea spider with the mace. Seas spiders don't talk anyway so larangytis doesn't affect them.

A sea spider with a mace, or a tarantula with a chainsaw?

Tarantula with a chainsaw. (Assuming they're above water)

Tarantula with a chainsaw or an army of ants with axes?

ooh the army of ants with axes. I just rewatched Them and they could destroy the world with their evil antennae.

How about:

An army of ants with axes

versus

All those tiny little Scrathy's with axes from the Fantasia rip off from Itchy & Scratchy World on the simpsons episode.

All those tiny little Scrathy's with axes from the Fantasia rip off from Itchy & Scratchy World on the simpsons episode caus they are just evil. and bigger.

Tiny little scratchies

or

a horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary?

I wanna fight

A horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary cos the M16's could take those scratchy's out in one sweep, non stop fire, 10 seconds flat.


A horde of aspies with M16's and other such weaponary?

OR

A whole bunch of those kids from the village of the damned with the bright white hair and crazy glowing eyes that can see your thoughts and secrets .

I saw this battle royale and just had to reply. Those kids from Village of the Damned (The Midwich Cuckoos) are just too evil not to win. I mean, isn't everybody afraid of albinos?

Now for the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF EVIL CHILDREN:

The evil albino kids from the Village of the Damned

versus

The kids from Seventh Heaven

mahahaha


(PS I love your avatar, I knew Lee Harvey was just a patsy!)

Oooh Waaa! that is an ultimate battle isnt it.
The seventh heaven kids will win cos they tell thier parents everything and have no secrets to tell.
Those snarly albino kids will not see any secrets and hence they will crawl into a foetal position in defeat.

The Next battle:

The kids from Seventh Heaven

VS

Snow white and the seven dwarves

Heck even the stickly sweet evil charm of those kids and their Happy Dog can't match the exuberance of the dwarves (except grumpy and sleepy of course. Doc too is just a bludger) However, what they lack in physical reach they make up for with deadly pick axes. Plus Snow White is a decent enough distraction to the male Camdens on the battlefield as well.

Next bout. Shorties versus Tallies.

The Seven Dwarves

versus

The Harlem Globetrotters.

The location: Gilligan's Island!

Harlem Globetrotters. Because they could hit the seven dwarves on the head with coconuts!!

Next bout,

Harlem Globetrotters

vs.

The Jamacian Bobsled Team

That would be a morningstar. A mace is a spiky ball on a stick, but without the chain.



I would say the Jamiacan Bobsled Team, as the original one was from the army - but then, basketball is just cool, and Harlem Globetrotters-type basketball is even cooler - so, probably the Harlem Globetrotters.


Harlem Globetrotters

vs.

A big vat of yoghurt?