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09 Feb 2006, 7:50 pm

A king-size bed

A king-size bed or A king-size candy bar.


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09 Feb 2006, 7:53 pm

A king-size candy bar!! (chocolate is better than sleep)


King-size candy bar or King of the Jungle


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09 Feb 2006, 8:11 pm

A king-size candy bar

A king-size candy bar or a king-size bowl of chicken soup.


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09 Feb 2006, 9:29 pm

A king-size bowl of chicken soup (provided it's home-made)

King-size bowl of chicken soup
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King of Rock and Roll: THE KING (yeah, baby)


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09 Feb 2006, 11:30 pm

King of Rock and Roll

King of Rock and Roll

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B B King


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10 Feb 2006, 8:43 am

BB King! (love that guy)

BB King

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BB gun.


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10 Feb 2006, 7:27 pm

BB gun- it would shoot his eye out.

BeeBee Gunn vs. Ray Gunn.

((I cite Wayside School is Falling Down for that question. Good kids' books. Hell, I still go over 'em when really bored.))



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11 Feb 2006, 1:41 am

Ray Guns are cool and all the hip aliens have them (what do you know, it disintegrated)



Ray Gun vs Peter Gunn (a classic old TV show, everyone knows the theme tune)



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12 Feb 2006, 9:04 pm

Ray Gun because I honestly do not remember peter gun's theme song.

Ray Gun vs. Bugs Bunny



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13 Feb 2006, 4:41 am

Bugs Bunny coz he's tall and has large ears :P

Bugs Bunny vs. a large stick



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13 Feb 2006, 12:06 pm

A large stick, because if somene walks softly enough with it a large stick is very very effective.

A large stick, or a roll of duct tape?



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13 Feb 2006, 2:38 pm

A roll of duct tape - no question. Since when has a big stick held together the universe?

Duct tape or the Force?


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13 Feb 2006, 4:18 pm

Duct tape- you can't telechinetically grab your light saber if it's duct-taped to the ground!

But...

Duct-tape, or hydrochloric acid?



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14 Feb 2006, 10:08 am

Hydrocloric Acid. (burn that duct tape to a molten mess)

Hydrocloric Acid or Acidly Sacastic Desk Clerk?


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14 Feb 2006, 5:31 pm

The acidly sarcastic desk clerk, because they have a tums-shooting gun that they can fire at the acid.

An acidly sarcastic desk clerk, or a supremely sweet little old lady cashier?



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15 Feb 2006, 6:45 am

An acidly sarcastic desk clerk... since when has "sweet" won over "sarcasm"?

The acidly sarcastic desk clerk orrrrrrr a hole in a wall which has poisonous fanged teeth and razor sharp edges?