I need help. You see, when I was in high school, I did lots of extra-special stuff that got me lots of attention. I did the morning announcements, I won lots of awards, and I participated in pep rallies.
Before all this happened, I got teased a lot, I got yelled at for stuff I did not even realize I was doing, and instead of participating in stuff, I usually got stuck sitting in the audience.
Now here I am in college, and there is nothing to do except for schoolwork and other mundane stuff. There is no more morning announcements, hardly any more awards to win, and all this leads to very scarce publicity.
Is there anything I can do to get more attention from lots of people? I can't participate in theatre because then I'd have to memorize lines, and that would get to be very stressful for me.
Don't even dream about making me go on American Idol. Every time I sing, my family covers their ears. But there has got to be something for me to do that will get me more publicity. Any ideas?