What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

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19 Feb 2009, 2:12 pm

Gone in 60 Seconds

and I agree with whoever mentioned Dreamcatcher, it was terrible.


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19 Feb 2009, 2:28 pm

It depends on what you mean by "worst movie". I enjoyed MANOS: the Hands of Fate without MST3K commentary (which I wouldn't have on anyway), though it may on some technical level be "worse" than a multitude of films I enjoyed much less.

I literally fell asleep while I was taken to see The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by my friends. Yes, in the cinema and all. One of them complained to me later about my snore.



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19 Feb 2009, 2:48 pm

Jeepers Creepers



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19 Feb 2009, 3:03 pm

Hercules in New York



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19 Feb 2009, 5:11 pm

I thought You Dont Mess With Zohan was pretty stupid, I stopped watching eventually. As did most of my family.



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19 Feb 2009, 10:42 pm

Has anyone seen "Gerry". Scenes from the movie keep popping up in my head. It's like a really dumb song I can't forget. Has anyone else seen this movie?

The only thing I liked about the movie was that Gerry is a term for a dipshit. In the movie they were both dipshits who got lost in the desert. Is that the artistic significance of the movie?
That it is so dumb you can't forget it? If you have seen that movie and later find yourself lost, do you also think of Gerry?


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19 Feb 2009, 11:04 pm

From Dusk Till Dawn is probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
I think my twelve year old nephew could write plots better.

Anything written and directed by Joel Schumacher as well...



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20 Feb 2009, 7:29 am

The most dissapointing film I saw was "The Incredibles", I liked it to some extent, but it didn't turn out to be as good as I thought it would be and was rather boring.


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20 Feb 2009, 3:43 pm

The other night I watched "confessions of a shopaholic" it is crap and extreemly cliched.
I wasn't even supposed to watch it, but "benjamin button" was sold out :evil:


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20 Feb 2009, 10:02 pm

Hector wrote:
It depends on what you mean by "worst movie". I enjoyed MANOS: the Hands of Fate without MST3K commentary (which I wouldn't have on anyway), though it may on some technical level be "worse" than a multitude of films I enjoyed much less.

I literally fell asleep while I was taken to see The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by my friends. Yes, in the cinema and all. One of them complained to me later about my snore.


Yeah, I see what you mean. A lot of the worst movies are so ineptly made that they have a certain novelty value. If a film is bad enough to be called the worst their must be something original about it. The films that are the least interesting or enjoyable tend to be technically passable but uninspired, predictable and formulaic.



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20 Feb 2009, 10:58 pm

Down And Out in Beverly Hills
Zoolander
Independence Day
Top Secret
Finding Nemo



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07 Mar 2009, 5:51 am

I would have to say all the High School Musical Movies. How can anyone see that as good art?

All the Sci-Fi Channel movies. THose look so fake that I'd rather make a claymation movie to get more money than that crap. Plots just as bad too.

Eragon the movie. I hate the books and the movies. Books weren't as bad as the movie.



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07 Mar 2009, 12:34 pm

King Kong vs Godzilla

I used to rate movies on a scale of 1-6. After that movie I had to change my rating system to include the number "0" :lol:


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08 Mar 2009, 6:08 pm

Surviving Christmas-It had Ben Affleck it in; as in the Ben Affleck
before he married Jennifer Garner and turned his career around.

This movie was so stupid I was tempted to scream at my TV.


High School Musicals 1-3: Overrated pieces of crap.


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08 Mar 2009, 6:54 pm

Two of my older recommendations - Freddy Got Fingered and Vulgar.

Also, I had a friend suggest that we'd get 'The Hottie and the Nottie" on Pay-per-view, sets the definition of kitsch.

Oh yeah, Are We There Yet made me throw up in my mouth a little as well - almost forgot about that one.



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08 Mar 2009, 7:03 pm

Atonement; it looked quite good from the trailers, but when I watched it there was basically no story, and if there was it was impossible to follow, and by the end I was just like, "What was that?" I seriously can't even define what it was supposed to be about, it was just something about a girl in a house, then a woman in a house, or something like that. :?


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