What would you do if you woke up and saw an NT pill

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LuckyBunny
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06 Mar 2009, 9:29 pm

I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

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06 Mar 2009, 10:15 pm

LuckyBunny wrote:
I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

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CAUTION: Adverse reactions to NT pill may include irritability, judgmentalism, codependence, narcissism, sociopathy, egotistical fixations, sexual aggression, promiscuity, manipulative and bullying tendencies. People who have previously experienced ego trips are discouraged from taking NT pill. If any of these symptoms appear, stop taking the NT pill for at least 2 weeks for fasting and humility exercises. If symptoms persist, seek religious attention or other moral compass.



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09 Mar 2009, 7:38 pm

ephemerella wrote:
LuckyBunny wrote:
I'd read the information leaflet. If there wasn't one, I'd consult medical advice.

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CAUTION: Adverse reactions to NT pill may include irritability, judgmentalism, codependence, narcissism, sociopathy, egotistical fixations, sexual aggression, promiscuity, manipulative and bullying tendencies. People who have previously experienced ego trips are discouraged from taking NT pill. If any of these symptoms appear, stop taking the NT pill for at least 2 weeks for fasting and humility exercises. If symptoms persist, seek religious attention or other moral compass.


I'm not NT and suffer from most of those tendencies. :|



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09 Mar 2009, 9:25 pm

ephemerella wrote:

CAUTION: Adverse reactions to NT pill may include irritability, judgmentalism, codependence, narcissism, sociopathy, egotistical fixations, sexual aggression, promiscuity, manipulative and bullying tendencies. People who have previously experienced ego trips are discouraged from taking NT pill. If any of these symptoms appear, stop taking the NT pill for at least 2 weeks for fasting and humility exercises. If symptoms persist, seek religious attention or other moral compass.


Amendment:

Recommended for non-recreational use only. May cause irritation if ingested. Psychosis may develop if taken for prolonged periods. Severe risk of developing neurotypical syndrome, which can affect focus, and in severe cases, cause the sufferer to both talk and act in obscure ways. Please consult doctor or pharmacist before making rash decisions, as this medicine is not intended for the rash. If the doctor advises that you are ill, you have been ill advised, and should seek a lawsuit to go with that new law tie.

*Disclaimer* PB Jellyfish Pharmaceuticals does not accept responsibility for the effects of this medication. We are only trying to make money, and couldn't care less about your wellbeing. We have protected our behinds well with this small print, so if you sue us, we will peggy sue you.

© PB Jellyfish Pharmaceuticals Inc. (NT)



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09 Mar 2009, 10:26 pm

I would mass produce it and make me some money. :P


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30 May 2012, 8:38 am

I discovered it!

Anyone interested?



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30 May 2012, 9:10 am

I would wonder how this NT pill got there?


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30 May 2012, 9:22 am

Take it! Would else would I do? Carry on living a life of solitude?


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30 May 2012, 9:47 am

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What would you do if you woke up and saw an NT pill


the same thing i would do if i fell asleep after seeing an "NT pill"



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30 May 2012, 9:58 am

trade it for money for drugs I would like better... :twisted:


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30 May 2012, 10:18 am

Sweetleaf wrote:
trade it for money for drugs I would like better... :twisted:

but you do not know how it is to be NT (i believe) in the same way as i also have no idea about how it is to not be autistic, and if the pill wore off after a few hours, and there were more available, then i would probably try the pill (after being convinced that it had only a temporary effect).

i do not think i would continue to take the pill even if i liked it, because it is not me who i would be whilst under it's effects.

i do not think there would be a huge market for NT pills, and so i would not consider marketing them as a viable prospect.

i would most probably ignore an NT pills existence.



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30 May 2012, 11:28 am

I would probably not care if there was a pill that could turn me NT. If some people wanted it or did not want it, that would be their choice, but my personal choice would be to not take it.



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30 May 2012, 11:42 am

I'd definitely take it.



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30 May 2012, 11:47 am

Destroy it.



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30 May 2012, 4:59 pm

i would borrow the nearest hammer.



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01 Jun 2012, 6:36 am

First I'll look it up online to check the ingredients, test results, side effects. Then I'll look up on the reviews. It is likely that after my research I decide to not take it. If I do I'll do it in a hospital parking lot and maybe try a 1/4 of a pill first, as I have multiple drug allergies, trying new things is always risky. :)


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