ephemerella wrote:
CAUTION: Adverse reactions to NT pill may include irritability, judgmentalism, codependence, narcissism, sociopathy, egotistical fixations, sexual aggression, promiscuity, manipulative and bullying tendencies. People who have previously experienced ego trips are discouraged from taking NT pill. If any of these symptoms appear, stop taking the NT pill for at least 2 weeks for fasting and humility exercises. If symptoms persist, seek religious attention or other moral compass.
Amendment:
Recommended for non-recreational use only. May cause irritation if ingested. Psychosis may develop if taken for prolonged periods. Severe risk of developing neurotypical syndrome, which can affect focus, and in severe cases, cause the sufferer to both talk and act in obscure ways. Please consult doctor or pharmacist before making rash decisions, as this medicine is not intended for the rash. If the doctor advises that you are ill, you have been ill advised, and should seek a lawsuit to go with that new law tie.
*Disclaimer* PB Jellyfish Pharmaceuticals does not accept responsibility for the effects of this medication. We are only trying to make money, and couldn't care less about your wellbeing. We have protected our behinds well with this small print, so if you sue us, we will peggy sue you.
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