i thought of checking my hotmail for the first time in ages, i never really use it, but aunts and stuff may sometimes send me stuff there.
i get some microsoft advertisement page, with a "continue to my mail" button, and another link saying "learn more" about whatever BS its theyre trying to push on me.
i begin to boil immediately.
NO i do not want to read your [------]ING advertisements, microsoft.
NO i do NOT want to "learn more".................... in fact, i'd rather hammer my own teeth out of my skull, than "learn more". i would pull my own testicles off, and chew them up with the remainings of my smashed teeth, i would scoop my own eyes out of my skull, and snort them up whole, rather than to "learn more" about some sh***y microsoft advertisement campaign.
NO, NO and NO. GO AWAY.
my dream scenario, is having a gun to bill gate's head, and ORDER him to ask me if i want to "learn more".
*fumes*
okay, im calm again now...