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26 Dec 2005, 4:25 pm

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How many chiropracters does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but it's done in dozens of visits and it's very expen$ive.


my back hurts, heeeeeelp me.


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27 Dec 2005, 12:52 am

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!



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27 Dec 2005, 5:51 am

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lighbulb?

Two!



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27 Dec 2005, 12:17 pm

(evaporated)


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27 Dec 2005, 2:35 pm

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

The preceeding joke was not meant to in any way put down or ridicule Amish people but was merely an observation of the fact that they do not, to my knowledge, use light bulbs.



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27 Dec 2005, 4:14 pm

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!! !! ! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little cluster...

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.


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27 Dec 2005, 5:17 pm

Neuroman- that was awesome! I quote the "cats have staff" wisdom often.



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27 Dec 2005, 6:30 pm

How many Hypermen does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Already done.

2. One - if you can catch him.


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27 Dec 2005, 6:39 pm

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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.



Now that is repeatable


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27 Dec 2005, 6:51 pm

Just in time for the holiday, the tacobel canon, sung in five part round (and yes, I have the CD):

OGuac-a-mo-le, guac-a-mo-le, guac-a-mo-le, guac-a-mo-le

Taco salad taco salad taco salad taco salad
Taco salad taco salad taco salad taco salad

Fajita! Fajita! Fajita! Fajita! Fajita! Fajita! Fajita! Fajita!

Lots of cheese and some sour cream
some lettuce salsa don't forget the
refried beans

Lots of cheese and some sour cream
some lettuce salsa don't forget the
refried beans

Hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno make it

Hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno
make it hot really hot add a little jalapeno make it


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31 Dec 2005, 7:32 pm

How many nihilist does it take to change a light blub?

None, because they don't exist.



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31 Dec 2005, 9:02 pm

Larval wrote:
How many nihilist does it take to change a light blub?

None, because they don't exist.


Ha ha ha ha (my actual verbal response)



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02 Jan 2006, 11:44 pm

How many Soft Coated Wheatens does it take to change a Lightbulb.

A. They don't care, just as long as there's food on the floor.



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02 Jan 2006, 11:57 pm

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway


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25 Jan 2006, 3:06 pm

How Many Wrong Planet Members does it take to change a Light Bulb?

We need to have all of our Members in a Conference Room, and the Member with the most Posts can be elected to change the Light Bulb. We can all applaud, when he/she has completed the task.