Weird things you did as a kid

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Haha, that was me, too. I read many of them during the classes. I think the teachers let me read them so that I would not be correcting their teaching or bugging them with difficult questions.

Well, let me see!! !

Couldn't get to sleep unless I was in Egyptian Mummy pose (arms crossed over chest [X] with hands on shoulders).

Ran my finger through a sewing machine just to see what would happen.

Needed to be tucked in really, really tight when going to bed.

Felt quite comfortable being around dead people.

Wanted blue eyes. Attempted to colour my eyes blue with indelible marker. Said marker was wrestled off me by my mother, thankfully before I blinded myself.

Put objects down the toilet all the time.

Bothered people on the toilet, while giggling hysterically.

Shouted 'poo' in public.

Obsessed with cats. Refused to talk about anything except cats.

Kept random insects as pets. Let them walk all over my arms, which freaked out adults.

Wanted more muscle definition, did push ups in secret.

Discovered my solar plexus, poked or punched myself there repeatedly out of fascination, even though it hurt excruciatingly. For some reason, my childish mind found it hugely fascinating that I had this delicate thing in me that puts you in spasms of pain if you hit it. Go figure.

Decided that I didn't have internal organs. Normal people had those, according to my mind, not freaks like me.

Set fire to things for fun.